The Fucking Weather
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The Fucking Weather and shit Nothing to do with @metoffice or @bbcweather (Views are usually nicked off others) Chemtrails are bollox. NO SNOWFLAKES Parody 18+
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Joined December 2013
Still one of my proudest achievements on Twitter. What's yours?
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This is definitely cloud seeding of some description.
Apparently, if you're left-brained you'll see a cat and if you're right-brained you'll see a bird.
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"Summer never used to be like this" in Bonkersville. However, luckily here in Britain, we have had a pretty good Spring / Summer so far.
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It's Pats' first day on planet Earth and she's confused.
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There is "bright white material" in the sky over Bonkersville. On planet Earth, we call them clouds.
Not too many trails today but this one came through and turned it on and off … deliberately injecting something into the bright white material blowing in from the west
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This is @elonmusk fault. X has created a generation of shameless grifters prepared to post total and utter shite for cash.
Since I stopped using sunscreen I no longer burn, weird.
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The life of a Doctor living in Bonkersville. Honestly, the shite people will post for money. 🤣.
I have been using coconut oil and avoiding ingesting seed oil and do not use sunscreen and I do not burn.
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I've no idea how some people tie their fucking shoelaces. .
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It's like fuckin summer out there!.Whatever "they" are spraying to block the sun, let's hope they keep spraying it. 🤣
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He's out of bed again doctor!.Flight paths "Always seem to find the sun" is a whole new level of stupid to challenge even Flat Earthers!.I'm sure if he's so desperate for cash an Only Fans account would be less embarrassing.
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Warmest June since records began. We need more chemtrails to cool the planet. 🤣
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I see your "Chemtrails" and raise you a "Chembow". How do these people function in the real world?! 🤣🤣🤣.
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When you leave Manchester and head to London to join the shandy drinking southern fairies in the sun 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Days start getting shorter next weekend. You're welcome.
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Can someone explain to @monkveritas how this platform works please. You can't ask a question and await a reply if you've blocked them. 🤣🤣🤣🤡
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Could have saved you 7 words here mate. "Shite" would have sufficed.
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