Bohuslav Šimek
@BohuslavSimek
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Wow, congrats to @Chemaclass and the rest of the team! 🎉.
🚀 Phel v0.17.0 – Macroverse is out!. This release brings huge upgrades to macros, REPL, and language tooling. Think: doto, if-let, native yield, REPL completion, macroexpand, and more. Let’s break it down 👇.
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The issue is that I’ve had the same feeling since I opened my first tab in Opera on a Pentium 133 and listened to trashy MP3s. Glad that we’ve come a long way from that. 😅.
"Dang, my computer’s running slow.". –me, with 47 tabs open, 12 apps running simultaneously, and a podcast minimized in the background.
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🐘PHP is now proudly represented by the 🇵🇭 flag of the Philippines!
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history repeats itself first by tragedy second by farce 😅.
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RT @CommodoreBlog: this is a test, please give this a retweet if you see it on your timeline, I'm testing for reach without a blue tick, th….
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This is just sad. .
Zuckerberg explaining how Meta is creating personalized AI friends to supplement your real ones: “The average American has 3 friends, but has demand for 15.”
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Can’t wait to see this happen… in the metaverse. 😏.
Meta CEO, Mark Zuckerberg:. "within 12-18 months, most of the code is written by AI". It won’t just be autocomplete. AI agents will set goals, run tests, find problems, and write better code than top engineers.
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OpenAI reportedly in talks to acquire AI coding startup Windsurf for ~$3B.
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Cool! Does that mean we will finally have a useful Microsoft Teams? 😅.
You really know intelligence has been commoditized when CEOs start vibe coding!
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Working with AI sometimes feels like arguing with a junior dev who insists regex can parse HTML. 😆
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Only at Aberdeen Airport: Check-in for Bohuslav Šimek and. Bohuslav Šimek??.Lady at the counter: "This could be a problem—how am I supposed to tell you two apart? Maybe use different names next time?". You’d think airlines would be used to family flights 😅.
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ok, maybe I was too harsh on vibe-coding last time — so instead of building a full-blown JIT engine, I went with something…. ehm… weird? 😅. ✅ Frontend in pure PHP.✅ Runs via WebAssembly.✅ No JavaScript — still fully interactive.✅ No hand-coding — everything done by.
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I asked @Replit for a JIT engine and what did I receive?.Virtually "mov rax, 42" :-D
I no longer think you should learn to code.
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RT @PHPConPoland: #PHP is pretty fast, huh? But sometimes… not enough. There R many ways to #speedup your #code. @BohuslavSimek will help u….
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RT @tmikov: One very frustrating aspect of writing a baseline JavaScript JIT for untyped JS code is that it is extremely difficult to make….
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I’m always tempted to name the cloned variable in PHP as dolly. 🐑 I just wonder if there is a PHPCS rule for this. 😆
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We are testing our platform configuration with 2 million users. Quick check: user profile loading time—45 seconds. NGL, terrible. So, a classic conversation:."Can you speed this up, guys?"."C'mon, do you think we have some magic switch to make things faster?". Well, actually. .
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