Loving beyond words being on tour —And doing an all new show of standup and music. Hope to see you out there. More dates being added continually as we go further into 2022... For tickets, go to:
Loved tonight’s show
@PV_ConcertHall
in Jacksonville. Appreciative audience. Thanks again to
@RealTimWilkins
for opening. I had no idea I did a 2 hr set tonight. I’m happily addicted again to this shit. Check for my dates in 2022.
Devastated. Met Norm in Ottawa when he was in my audience at 17 years old. Been close for decades. We have lost a comedic genius. No other voice in comedy has been as uniquely prolific, brazen, dark, hilarious, and heartfelt. Love you forever, Norm.
Apologies to all the people I’ve blocked over the years. Just can only let positive stuff in. If I could block myself I would. And sending
@carseatheadrest
my very best.
So sad about the loss of George Segal. I grew up loving his films, from “Where’s Poppa?” to Sidney Lumet’s “Bye Bye Braverman,” to “The Hot Rock.” I got to work with him several times. This was last year at lunch. My deep sympathies to his family and friends.
Thinking about Robin Williams today as a lot of us are. I always wonder why we have to lose so many good people too soon and other crawdads are walkin’ around pooping up the world. Maybe one day it’ll make sense.
I’ve lost two sisters, so on this Sunday night I’m just saying if you’re lucky enough to have siblings you love, let them know, and spend as much time with them as you can.
This pic was obvi pre-show but holy crap I loved that amazing audience tonight at the Hard Rock Live Orlando
@hardrockorlando
!! A perfect first show of 2022!! That was the fastest Hour & 45 minutes ever. Thanks everyone in Orlando and beyond who were there.
Special New EP Today with my friend
@bjnovak
— Loved talking with B.J. so much about The Office, his movie roles,
@ThePremise
-his show I love on FX on Hulu, and more- He’s so dammed funny and talented.
@allthingscomedy
@ApplePodcasts
Never thought I’d say this or think it.... I wish I could be Danny Tanner ‘til the end of 2020 to just hug all the people suffering— and tell them it’s going to be okay. Of course while synthesizer music plays under my empathetic words.
I just had a COVID test and I’m wondering if the doctor was legit. They’re supposed to put the swab in your butt and then put it in your mouth to see if you have a sense of taste, right?
If the Beatles released “All You Need Is Love” today, sadly, so many would say F U. But it’s true. And it’s missing. And it’s not able to be in the Zeitgeist. All you really need is love. I know, F me.
Fred Willard. The dear hilarious kind man we just lost. Here am I with he and Martin Mull while shooting a documentary about Martin. Seeing them having fun together reminiscent of the Fernwood days was truly a joy. Rest In Peace dear Fred.
Sometimes I still wonder...
What ever happened to predictability?
The milk man, the paper boy, the evening TV?
How did I get delivered here? Somebody tell me please
This old world's confusing me.
Weird? I went online the other night to make sure I was registered to vote. They had no record of me in the system. I called and reregistered. I suggest you all go online in your respective states and MAKE SURE you are still registered to vote. 🤔
Wishing you all a good Sunday. That’s it. Just tweeting something positive some people may rip apart ‘cause that’s what they do. But what the hell…Wishing you all a good Sunday.
Just a small suggestion – Something that seems to be working for me through all this… Perhaps take in a little less news and listen to a little more music.
I just figured out after thirty years why Full House was so popular. It had a lot of love in it. And still does with Fuller House. And man, as Burt Bacharach and Hal David said, “What the world needs now is love sweet love...”
I miss my mom, especially today. She was a good woman, a loving wife, a caring mother, and a fantastic defroster and microwaver. Happy Mother’s Day everyone.
We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity. We cannot remain looking inwards at ourselves on a small and increasingly polluted and overcrowded planet.
~ Stephen Hawking