Binley Mega Chippy
@BinleyMegaChip
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8th wonder of the world PARODY. Not associated with the Binley Mega Chippy holy site itself.
Joined May 2022
Wouldn't get this down our ways, our kebab meat is made with 100% stomach and mixed anus meat
Went to are lads gaff, said to try out @pizzadelfino asked for a kebap with garlic mayo and served me this cunt. Looks like a bastard coiled one out on me pita. Had it up to here, who remembers proper kebab shops man.
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Why's that Scottish bloke got a Chinese kid?
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Having a wank while playing the new Elden Ring DLC can't wait to get fingered by some cunt with a giant warhammer
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Came back just to say this is shite and it ain’t no Morbius Meal
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From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞
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To our customers that supposedly got the squits from our mystery meat kebab, before you complain to us, please may I introduce you to our customer complaints department:
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Oasis reunion? We've been selling them with every meal fuck you mean?
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Rastamouse meal - With are new associate Jimmy Strains we've decided to make a new meal for the shop! PS. if you go round back and knock ont window of the black Audi A3 you can grab yourself a nice "WRAP" for cheap too
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Rastamouse meal - With are new associate Jimmy Strains we've decided to make a new meal for the shop! PS. if you go round back and knock ont window of the black Audi A3 you can grab yourself a nice "WRAP" for cheap too
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