Lawrence
@Scran_Enjoyer
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Dad of 15 Husband of 1! lover of 90s RNB, Hip hop and Jazz baby! love a curry and a naan from @akbarsrotherham! lovely stuff
Grundles Junction
Joined June 2021
Fuckin' shitebags at @LaPondicherry just gave me this, me wife is livid. She ordered no kebab with carpet salad. Swear down they cut their rug up and said fuck it ave that. least they got the sauce right this time.
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Went to are lads gaff, said to try out @pizzadelfino asked for a kebap with garlic mayo and served me this cunt. Looks like a bastard coiled one out on me pita. Had it up to here, who remembers proper kebab shops man.
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John
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Swear Jay Slater has just gone on a binge of axe murders since he's gone. Cunt sees owt with a blade on it and he's gone rabid. Find where the most recent machete crime has happened and start there #jayslater
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They could have neatened up the handwriting to help the two spastics read it. She also doesn't know how to spell Cole the daft cow.
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She looks well chuffed.
A woman who had no idea she was pregnant got the surprise of a lifetime when she gave birth at a Golden Corral in Little Rock, Arkansas. https://t.co/63DQFln6ng
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Fallout raider trim
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Having a wank while playing the new Elden Ring DLC can't wait to get fingered by some cunt with a giant warhammer
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My morning shite looked like I blasted out a bag of magic stars
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Ceramic Sir Tom Bong
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Dunt bastard need a helmet this one
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Bet her minge looks like a king crab
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Your scran is shite pal. 🚩🚩🚩
@AkbarsRotherham Don't understand some have to mention us... with red flags All we are doing is sticking to our goal to provide good quality food, service & value for money...
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I stand with just stop oil cus the Chinese lady who gives me a happy ending always makes me look like I've just come out of 3 day shift at a chip shop. Banging tits on her like, big ups Kim El'shi-Gudda Wan Kin.
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Thot daughter or rishi sunak son.
Just Stop Oil are a disgrace.
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