YO
#BillsMafia
Do you have sick pics showing how awesome your Bills self is? Or some awesome pics showing off your most favorite Bills [enter type of item and/or pet]??? And would you be willing to share it with me so I can put it in a video? If so, please comment below!
"iT's the tUsH pUsH LauNcH i hAvEnt sEEn thAT OnE bEfOrE" yeah no shit collinsworth bc you haven't been watching our games because you've been staring directly into patrick mahomes' asshole for the past three seasons
What's up fatherland????
Real talk though, I'm here for a memorial so I will be re-releasing a polka this week. Hoping to be back soon under happier circumstances but dammit Go Bills.
VERY NERVOUS ABOUT TOMORROW
(work reasons and football reasons both so at least I can dive headfirst into work tomorrow and try to forget about HOW FUCKING NERVOUS I AM ABOUT THE GAME)
GO BILLS
this week's video will appeal to an even smaller subset of {fans of buffalo bills} and {fans of (polka)} as i attempt to replace (polka) with (classic_broadway_musicals) and/or (claude-michel schönberg)
go bills
About to catch up on
@LmnoPodcast
as part of my plan to crawl out of my Bills-winter-birthday combination depression and feeling hashtag blessed that my cats have not yet shit in my bed.
🪗💙🪗🦬🪗❤️🪗
IT'S TURKEY BURGER TIME!! new (non-)polka just dropped! Thankful for my Bills and my Bills fam!!! also LIONS SUCK
#billsmafia
#gobills
#billsbyabillion
#polka
#polish
Didn't have my regular setup this week bc I've been on the road so y'all get some goofy backup!
I'm finally fucking back to my sweet, sweet California after a really rough 15 days in Texas and let me tell you: Whataburger does not make up for how awful Texas is. and I LOVE Whataburger.
Why polka? Polka knows what it is.
Want songs that are easy to sing along to? POLKA.
Want songs that always feel familiar? POLKA.
Want songs about getting drunk that are ALSO full of sex jokes? you guessed it, kids: POLKA
When did
@AmericanAir
start playing iNsPiRaTiOnAL music at the end of flights? It's really terrible. I already feel like I'm going to be trapped on the plane forever and then they're like "here is some Hell soundtrack"
Dear former coworker,
Did you intend to fuck us this badly or are you just that much of a fucking idiot? I think you're a giant fucking idiot. Can't wait until you get fired from your new job b/c you don't have paralegals like me to clean up after your dumbfuckery.
Love, Audrey
PSA
IF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED RETALIATION AT WORK TODAY IN RELATION TO A SAFETY ISSUE, YOU ONLY HAVE 30 DAYS TO REPORT THAT RETALIATION TO OSHA, WHICH MEANS YOUR DEADLINE IS 4/20, BRO