Traffic reporter, producer, broadcaster. Keeping people informed one tweet at a time. Love Chicago, sci-fi, movies, Star Trek, Doctor Who, & mystery novels.
@ABC
Because repeatedly saying "the press is the enemy of the people" is actually his way of telling people to go out and hug the media and show them respect. He is riling people up and taking no responsibility for his actions. He's pathetic.
@washingtonpost
People are dead. People are missing (and presumed dead). Lives destroyed. Homes wiped out. The most important thing to this miserable excuse for a human being though is that he gets an apology. He is a disgrace to this country and to the whole human race!
#Trump
Caller says there is a man on a paddle boat in a tuxedo on the ice. The man is telling the caller he is in no distress and doesn't know why this is such a big deal.
#Chicagoscanner
It's these kind of scanner transmissions that keep me entertained.
RIP Lin Brehmer. I never actually met him but I heard him often on the radio. His voice and his talent are beyond words to describe. Radio has lost a giant. Sending all my prayers to his family and friends at this sad time.
#LinBrehmer
#WXRT
@93XRT
#Chicago
Protesters spread out all over the Loop. Randolph is closed from Wells to possibly as far as Michigan Ave. Police also scattered all over the Loop making arrests as necessary and blocking streets. Stay out of the Loop until further notice please.
#Chicago
#Chicagoprotests
People vandalizing vehicles, large crowds throwing bottles at police, one man claims a woman sprayed bear mace in his face. This is just some of the chaos I have heard tonight on
#Chicagoscanners
. Welcome to Saturday night in
#Chicago
.
@itvnews
@realDonaldTrump
Since he wants reporters to name THEIR sources then he can give us the source of the article he read and the name of the hospital. My guess is he won't supply either piece of information.
Protesters on the Riverwalk and on Wacker near Michigan Ave. Families on the Riverwalk are trying to get out of the area.
#Chicagoscanner
#ChicagoProtests
Kedzie and Armitage. Man got on the CTA bus with a sword and is swinging it around. Upsetting the passengers. Bus is headed into downtown.
#Chicagoscanner
There can be only one ..... moronic fool who ruins the bus ride for everyone else.
It's dangerously cold outside. Dress warmly. Plan properly. If you feel the need to jog in this weather please first consult a psychiatrist because if you think your target heart rate is worth exposing yourself to this kind of cold you're nuts.
#Chicago
#Chiberia
Good news is that the surgeon had to remove a large tumor from my back. Concern was that it was cancerous. It's benign. I'm in the clear. WOO-HOO!. Bad news is I have to stay one more day at Rush. Oh well. Main thing is I don't have cancer!
#Chicago
Tonight while people are hunkered down and staying warm please keep police officers and fire fighters in your thoughts and prayers. They are still working in this cold to keep people safe.
#Chicago
#Chiberia
For the record, nobody I know "springs forward" when Daylight Saving Time begins. They crawl forward very slowly kicking and screaming the entire way.
#DaylightSavingTime
@CBSNews
Inspiring words from a 5 time draft dodger and two bit con artist who hijacked the traditional Washington D.C.
#4thofJuly
festivities so he could turn it into an ego stroking event dedicated to himself.
#sarcasm
#Trump
@Politidope
Obviously the picture on the lift is an example of Fake Weight, or Fake Height, or Fake Lighting, or Fake.......well....it's gotta be Fake something.
#sarcasm
I just don't smell a rat with regards to the
#JussieSmollett
case, I smell about a 1000 of them. This is so messed up it's not even remotely funny.
#Chicago
Caller says he sees a man smoking cocaine out of a shoe.
#Chicagoscanner
That means no matter what type of shoe it is it's a high heel. Yes. I said it.
Police are shifting their efforts from searching for a 2nd shooter (who doesn't appear to exist) to assessing exactly how many people have been injured at the scene of the EMS Plan 2 at Mercy Hospital.
#Chicago
RIP Jerry Taft. A true professional. A great broadcaster. Most importantly though, a really nice man and a great friend. Goodbye sir.
#Chicago
@ABC7Chicago
I saw a man walking down the sidewalk with a face mask he had cut a hole in so he could smoke his cigarette through it. Somehow I think that defeats the purpose of the mask.
#Corona19
#Chicago
#facemasks
Oh joy. A new COVID variant. I understand this virus is serious. Vaccinations are important. I am fully vaccinated. My message to the epidemiologists is simple. If you think I'm going to live in fear for the rest of my life you are out of your goddamned minds.
#Omicron
@Jordanfabian
@robertloerzel
So nice we have a guy in the Oval Office with an ego so big and skin so thin he can be so easily manipulated by world leaders. All they have to do is cater to his ego and say nice things about him and the world is theirs.
Again people are on LIVE T.V. casually walking away with stolen merchandise. Up is down, down is up, and this world does not make any sense. This is NUTS!
#Chicago
#Looting
For those who pay attention we have had around 9 people shot in
#Chicago
this morning and it's not even 9 am yet. I have no answers, only questions. Like WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
#smh
It starts tomorrow. 4 days of music, crowds, tweens, old people who think they are still tweens, people getting high and drunk, people throwing up, people passing out, fights, arrests, packed trains. It's Lolla time bitches!
#Lollapalooza
#Chicago
My train is filling up fast with drunk millennials. I am in no mood for any crap tonight. I will drop kick the first idiot who tries to breathe their alcohol soaked breath on me.
#Chicago
#metra
@ddale8
@robertloerzel
Yes. Things are coming out. Unfortunately these "things" are below the waist and belong to old men. They should NOT be coming out.
So apparently some IDIOT drove their vehicle into the Woodfield Mall through the Sears entrance. This is not the Blues Brothers movie. This is real.
#Illinois
The
#GoldenBachelor
is getting divorced. I am shocked. If you can't believe in a totally staged TV relationship with no basis in reality what can you believe in? The foundations of all human existence may forever be shattered.
#sarcasm
@ABC
He was scared out of his mind. This is why it took so long for him to FINALLY visit troops. He only did it now because his public image has taken a major beating and he is doing anything and everything to salvage it.
When you are caught smoking on a
#metra
train, and especially when you're a teenager, the correct response to the conductor is not "FUCK YOU!" This will get you arrested by 8 cops at Union Station when you get off the train. Welcome to
#StPatricksDay
in
#Chicago
She was the first television traffic reporter in the country. It's been 30 years and she is still kicking ass and taking names. I salute the queen
@rozvaronABC7
and raise my glass in the direction of
@ABC7Chicago
. Keep showing them how it's done my friend!
I have always believed that a rainbow is God's way of reminding us that no matter how bad the storm may be there is always hope and beauty at the end. One day we will see the "rainbow" at the end of this
#COVID19
storm.
#Chicago
The information on street closures in Grant Park due to
#NASCAR
is all over the airwaves. Yet people will still call up and ask "Why are these streets closed in Grant Park? Never heard anything about it!" Asking that question should be punishable by 10 years in prison.
#Chicago
Male and female walked into a KFC, tore up the place, took food from a customer. Now sitting across the street in a park eating the food they took from the customer.
#Chicagoscanner
It's like date night only in the afternoon with a criminal element. How romantic.
Now in addition to bikes and people too absorbed in their stupid cell phones I will have to contend with people on scooters as I walk through the Loop. So many people to drop kick into the middle of next week. So little time.
#Chicago
#scooters
Over 1000 flights have been cancelled at O'Hare and Midway combined. Trying to remember the last time that happened. Probably last Winter some time.
#Chicago
#Illinois
#ohare
#midway
Lake County is a freaking mess right now. Roughly 14 crashes and very slick driving conditions. Take it slow people. This spring storm really hit them hard.
#Illinois
#ChicagoScanner
@CBSNews
@tonydokoupil
Jesus rode a donkey and walked. Never flew. His message traveled all over the world and has lasted for centuries. Guess he was just better at preaching than these so called, greedy televangelists.
To hell with thoughts and prayers.
#HighlandPark
is one of the safest and best suburbs in the
#Chicago
area. Now they have to deal with an insane whack job who was shooting at people in the downtown area. I have had ENOUGH of these STINKING BASTARDS and their GODDAMNED GUNS!
Division and Dearborn. Male has a cut off finger. He's pointing it at passing cars.
#Chicagoscanner
When I think the people in this city can't get any weirder I am consistently proven wrong.
Thanks to all of you who follow me on this twitter account. I really do appreciate you support so much. Off for the next few days to enjoy the Thanksgiving holiday with the family. Have a blessed holiday.
#HappyThanksgiving
So tonight we are expecting a major snow storm to hit our area that will continue into tomorrow morning. Use your brain. Drive carefully. Don't be a nut job. Plan and prepare accordingly. We will survive.
#Chicago
#Illinois
Plainfield area. County Line Rd. between Lockport St. and Caton Farm Rd. is extremely hazardous due to blowing and drifting snow. Parts of County Line Rd. are closed. Please avoid this area.
#Illinois
#Chicagoscanner
@ABCPolitics
@AlexParker
This poor excuse for a human being has NO honor, NO decency, NO respect for the office, NO respect for the title he won in a Russian rigged election. He is an embarrassment on an epic scale.
Caller says another rider on the train just urinated on him.
#Chicagoscanner
Welcome to Wednesday on the CTA. This is just how some Chicagoans say hello.
@ABC
ENOUGH with
#HillaryClinton
already! Her guilt, whether real or not, does not change the fact that this man is in over his head and has no business being in the Oval Office.
Even though I was laid off from my afternoon gig back in January my actual last day at the job was today. Said goodbye to many friends & co-workers. It was extremely rough. The morning gig continues though so I will continue tweeting traffic incidents at you. Never fear.
#Chicago
@ABC
@CeciliaVega
Don't be a baby. The media has been doing their job. You are the one who has been yelling "fire" in a crowded auditorium. Then when something goes wrong you have the nerve to act surprised. The day when you are finally out of office should be a new national holiday.
Anyone caught leaving their pets outside over the next 2 days should immediately lose the right to ever have a pet for the rest of their lives and be thrown in jail for a few years.
#Chiberia
#Chicago
I have stayed quiet all morning but I have to get this off my chest. Shootings, police chases, shootings on the expressway, crashes, roll overs. Don't you freaking motorists realize it's Easter? For CRYING OUT LOUD ALREADY! Now I feel better. Rant over.
#Chicago
#ChicagoScanner
Welcome to another exciting week of
#ShelterInPlace
. Please keep your hands inside the ride at all time and stay 6 feet away from anyone else. I am currently lounging in expensive evening wear purchased from a fancy store called Le Wall of Mart. Good morning
#Chicago
!
Thanks to the new lane configuration on the inbound Eisenhower that starts near Racine the inbound Eisenhower officially sucks giant hairy monkey balls. This description will never make it into an official traffic report. You will only see it here. So there.
#Chicago
Well it finally happened. I suspected for a while and today one of my nieces finally came out of the closet. She was worried I wouldn't love her anymore and I almost fell apart. I assured her I would love her from the earth to the moon and back again no matter what.
#Prouduncle
#Rauner
is "disappointed" that the Dan Ryan march went beyond the approved parameters & shut the IB Dan Ryan down. You know what's really "disappointing"? When families can't walk in their own neighborhoods without taking a risk of being victims of senseless gun violence
#Chicago
WGN and the Cubs have been together for my entire life. Now it's coming to an end. I'm not getting nostalgic or sad. I'm pissed off. If I want to watch them next year on TV I will have to pay extra. This whole display of corporate greed is total B.S.
#Chicago
#WGN
#Cubs
It's cold out there this morning. Yes it's that time of year. It's also the day I mark another year in my life. Have no idea how I have made it this far. I just keep trucking along.
#Chicago
#Illinois
#birthday
What kind of inhuman monster kills a woman and takes the baby from her womb? This story makes me sick enough to choke on my own vomit.
#MarlenOchoa
#Chicago
@pbump
@robertloerzel
You mean like a certain someone repeatedly claiming that a certain POTUS was not born in this country even after a birth certificate was produced that stated he WAS born in this country?
#Trump
#Obama
Starting at 3 am on 12/1 the city of
#Chicago
will be showing the film "Dude Where's My Car?" It's a special limited engagement shown literally all over the city thanks to the Winter Parking Ban which goes into affect as of 12/1/18 until 4/1/19. DON'T GET TOWED!
Caller claims to have seen a man on top of a CTA Brown Line train riding it like it was a surfboard. The train is heading to Fullerton from Belmont.
#Chicagoscanner
Now it's a Monday.
#Chicago
@NBCNews
@MSNBC
I thought the problem the GOP had with this entire thing is that
#Trump
is guilty and they don't know how to defend him since they can't.