I tell everybody im good cause wtf they going do if I’m not ..

Imagine the nba was actually scripted and it was the players making their scripts

Just seen my coworker get denied 5 times when asking for a ride home. I stepped up and offered, everyone who denied him looked at me with such concern idk what type of mistake I just made but I’ll find out soon

I literally linked with lil baby the other day and ever since my life been hell. I ruined my relationship. I did something so dumb out of anger 😞 on top of that lil baby violated me. He took my phone and deleted all of my messages to make it seem as if I would lie about talking

my family been sneaking and eating the turkey wtf

i’m about to go get his mama! 😂😂😂

I’m thinking about putting almonds in my Mac and Cheese for decoration 😌

Normalize flexing your woman so loud other females don’t even THINK they got a chance. Brag on her, uplift her, make it clear the spot she holds could NEVER be theirs.

I couldn't resist this security message to ALL PARENTS and GUARDIANS

Oda loves One Piece smartphone apps and spends a lot of money on them. He pulls the gacha until he gets super-rare characters like Shanks. Oda sometimes wonders why he has to spend so much time and money to get these characters, which Oda created himself.🤣

The way i'd call the fire marshall on her studio-

#ONEPIECE1167 Among all these legendary pirates, you can see how Oda always emphasizes Kaido and Big Mom, that they didn't become emperors for nothing and rose to power alongside Roger/Whitebeard. Their influence, even after their defeat, remains extremely important to Oda.

the worst line in horror history?

what’s the lore behind your username ?