RT @TheRobStern: Brad, Meredith, Dylan and Aalap play "Hip to The Sound Clip" on the 100th episode spectacular!.#podcast .

RT @TheRobStern: Ashley Ward calls the doctor with George Basil

RT @TheRobStern: Rich and famous with Diana Hong and Meredith Hackman.

RT @WorstFoot: We think we remained pretty objective in our assessment of Hawaiian pizza in our latest epiosde of #WorstFootForward with sp….

RT @WorstFoot: Our brand new episode is overflowing with flavours, covered in toppings and oozing cheese – if by flavours, toppings and che….

Making chicken soup for my body, not my soul, my soul can’t eat, can your soul EAT!?.

RT @_chase_____: two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg we should totally start a pamphlet”.

Had a stress dream last night about a demonic gambling ring, I wasn’t so worried about the demons but the participants were being very reckless with their money.

Am I the only one who, when making a decision to do something, thinks, if I suddenly decide I want to be president in the future, will this be used against me?.

The beauty of being a woman is that for three days every month I get to desperately want to be around friends while thinking all of them hate me.

Fourth wave feminism, late stage capitalism, 7th inning stretch… I hate when we rely on existing ip.

RT @Jane_Doe82: 76 is too many trombones and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.

Remember how schools used to punish kids for being left hand dominant? Human rules have been dumb for so long.

RT @NoContextBrits: Roses are red. Birds sometimes vanish.

People think I’m just another dumb blonde, but they’re wrong. I’m a dumb brunette in a wig.

SUNDAY MORNINGS ON THE BEACH! TRANQUIL!!!

My college’s slogan was ‘creative thought matters’ guess if you think we had a d1 football team or appeared on espn for the lowest scoring tied polo match of all time.

I just saw a baby get laughs on every single one of their jokes. The children are the future of comedy.

I thought I had expensive taste, but maybe it’s just inflation.

Bought a personal fan that looks like a dildo… which is less embarrassing to tell people it is?.