Do not make fun of children for believing in Santa. There's actually grown adults who believe a 78 year old man sustained a 2 cm-wide gunshot wound to the ear that completely healed in 19 days without leaving a single mark.

Apparently, it is now “fake news” to ask Trump about something he said five days ago.

In one of the most pathetic and humiliating moments in history, Trump just received the new inaugural FIFA Peace Prize. They literally invented a “peace prize” to keep him happy after he didn’t receive the actual Nobel Peace Prize. Beyond parody https://t.co/I1ahYRCz85

Yo, I can't stop laughing at this He "medaled" himself🤣🤣🤣

The latest Tory to defect to Reform is Chris Mason.

Mark Kelly just detonated a political earthquake: “The President has gone too far. Everybody needs to wake up. The occupant of the Oval Office is ignorant of the Constitution and has no regard for the rule of law. President Trump has crossed a line. This time it’s not gonna

Since Trump was elected: Mark Zuckerberg got $25 billion richer Jeff Bezos got $36 billion richer Larry Ellison got $78 billion richer Elon Musk got $187 billion richer Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, food & housing costs soar and AI is killing jobs.

Donald has fallen asleep in his own cabinet meeting.

Trump claimed he has won 38 Golf club championships “I don’t get to practice much” 75 days out of 313 days (24.0%) of his presidency spent golfing There’s no credible evidence that he ever won a legitimate championship under fair, competitive conditions at a club he didn’t own

🚨24 hours after two U.S. troops are tragically shot in the head: Donald Trump: "Trump: I've won 38 golf championships and I don't get to practice very much...I beat a 27-year-old kid...l've won 38 of them, every one of them legitimately."

HE IS ABOUT TO GO TO WAR WITH VENEZUELA FOR IMPORTING COCAINE TO AMERICA AND NOW HE PARDONS A DRUG KINGPIN CONVICTED IN 2024 OF IMPORTING COCAINE TO AMERICA WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK

Trump is asked if he’s going to attend Sarah’s funeral & he says he hasn’t thought about it,but he could conceive of it since he won Bigly in West Virginia! Seriously WTF he couldn’t give a shit less about her or any of the Military! She shouldn’t have even been there! Narcissist

"He barely sleeps."

He cheated on his first wife with his second wife, his second wife with his third wife, and his third wife with a porn star.

Says a man who 48hrs after stating this proceeded to spend £720000 on adverts targeted at 5 right wing newspapers to bury the scrutiny he is under

This is a mental illness.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz responds to Trump calling him “seriously retarded”: “Release the MRI results.”

BREAKING: Trump to pardon former President of Honduras, Juan Orlando Hernandez. He was literally convicted and sentenced to 45 years in prison for drug trafficking — 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S. How does this make any sense?

San Antonio Wax Museum removed Trump’s figure because visitors kept punching it.

There was no "Emergency" situation with crime in DC. This stunt got a 20 year old young woman killed. It. Got. A. Woman. Killed.