Bert.
@Bert_McSkreeenk
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I hate movies more than anything
Somewhere In Fly-Over Country
Joined September 2016
Bert McSkreeenk if he was directed by Wes Anderson!. *real uncensored gore*.
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Forced to concede a point to the Gareth Edwards haters on this one it seems but at least he's employed and healthy.
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Every kids book was titled "The Laminated Mr. Ludley" or "The Day My Butt Went Psycho"
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RT @indianloonie: ‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 4 is taking the show’s animation “to another level”. “It’s going to suck people’s cocks ”. (via: Scre….
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I'm 2 episodes into Ironheart and despite thinking it's overall quite bad so far I was so charmed when they put an actual practical suit on Dominique Thorne and actually made her walk around in it and stuff.
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I'm dizzy and I don't know where I am. I have no methods.
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Bringing cabbage from a cabbage patch to a pumpkin patch full of pumpkins just to piss the right people off.
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September Eleventh, two-thousand-and-one. Is the most tragic American mass unalivey ulysses to hit our soil. And you will not make a mockery of it.
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Squid Game probably very much should've ended at season 1 but that ending is like the best-case scenario for "A Squid Game Sequel Duology" and reading people being really really really really stupid about the ending is polarizing me into liking it more and more as I sit with it.
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Alex Garland's Civil War shares more DNA with 28 Days Later than 28 Years Later does.
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RT @archslop: @Bert_McSkreeenk they’re the best but here are some honourable mentions in critical hit cinematic history .
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28 Years Later is the first ever movie to feature critical hits.
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THOSE FUCKERS MADE A 13 EPISODE SEASON LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO AND LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO IT.
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NOT THE SIX EPISODE EVEEEENT.
Watching the last season of Squid Game I guess. I fuckin guess.
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I can't wait to see my good friend The Batmobile in cinemas again.
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"Live Free Or Die Hard" is fucking basically the most epic movie ever and if you disagree, um, I'm gonna have to chop off your head with my fucking battle axe.
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