How it feels to be 40 with a 39-year-old wife

Why is everyone mystified by this. Normie guy attractive girlfriend is like the second most common genre of couple

When I was diagnosed with Cancer. There were a few people who thought I might crumble and give up. But they didn't know I listen to Hatebreed.

No they don’t bro😂

The award-winning novelist and veteran tech activist Cory @doctorow has written millions of words in his nearly four-decade career. Now he's best known for a single one: "Enshittification." How did he get here? My profile:

For @nytimes, I profiled @doctorow

Did he singe the edges so it would look old-timey? My mom used to do that with a “pirate’s map” to my birthday present when I was a kid.

There is a Tony Danza-coded “Outer Brooklyn” father at the Brooklyn Heights playground running around with his boys doing finger guns and screaming “bang bang bang” and pretending to get shot and the other parents are all grimacing horribly

There was guy like this in Bethesda when I was growing up and they organized a neighborhood watch against him

How it feels to be 40 with a 39-year-old wife

Well yeah. She’s a book critic

“Yukio Mishima? The avid collector of European furniture?”

Shaving your facial hair into a Hitler mustache to make a point about how the other guys are Hitler. A classic gambit, elegantly deployed

Me when my mother asks if I’ve gone to shul on Rosh Hashanah

My sons at the Prospect Park splash pad when I tell them it's time to go home

fascinated by the concept of what non-recreational cocaine use would be

This is extremely funny

This may be a good time to announce my own novel: A slim transposition of Bernhard’s misanthropic jewel “The Woodcutters” to Bethesda, Maryland, in the mid 1990s. I call it “Sidwell Friends?”

This tweet was good because it helped me discover some of the ah smartest people in the world

First of all, he was murdered by the United States government for admitting that he helped fake the moon landing, through hidden messages in "The Shining,"