Nothing seems more esoteric to me than the difference between good and bad technique in an Instagram rowing machine tutorial video.

There a lot of heavy discourse in recent times that I feel I can no longer stay silent on this topic. Does the person who introduced the phrase “there’s that one” to drive through takeaway vernacular in Australia feel happy with their confusing contribution?

The Johnny Depp apology feels like a hostage video.

Walked in to the cinema foyer and A-ha's 'Take on Me' was playing. Classic. Very nearly started singing along.

The Martian. Over two hours long and not one alien sighting. So disappointing. #falseadvertising

Worst part of being at uni is being exposed to inane prattle from know-it-all 20 year olds with no clue on anything. Self indulgent turds.

I hope Adam Sandler rips off another Futurama episode for his next film. Maybe the robot planet one? #PixelsMovie

@JimiCass @kcassowary that was the part that confused everybody. I really liked the way people would pronounce the three s version.

@JimiCass @abcnews it seems it is official now.

I had a great tandem bike rider joke but it had too many characters to fit on here.

Phil Kearns is legitimately using RugbyHQ as his personal soapbox to continue whinging about one decision last week. #dryyoureyes

"If there is one thing a girl enjoys as much as winning a netball trophy it is playing dress-ups." Courier Mail you have done it again.

I read about the Rineheart trust debacle and realise those are the exact clients I want as a lawyer. Filthy rich and no concept of reality.

Wave after wave of Sharks attack repelled in that last fifteen minutes. Solid defensive effort from the ref.

What is a soulmate? It's on the bottom of your shoe, mate. #puns #dad joke #topshelf

Dear panel panel of The Project. It is ironic that on a personality driven comedy news show, none of you are funny, or have personalities.

Phil Kearns should not be allowed to commentate Waratahs games. Kafer should not be allowed to talk about rugby.

Law & Order UK: "they call him non-stick because he beats people up with a frying pan." Just terrific writing.

Forty photos and this was the best one. And they never even asked for a joke. #doyourresearch #MAGPIEFORME http://t.co/owPl2RCiK0

I think the Rebels are out-Brumbying the Brumbies. Absolute snooze fest of a game.