Lee Jordan
@Beelenzies
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Borrowed from the Universe 💫Instagram-Leejbenzies
Manchester, England
Joined November 2011
I love this so much
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I adore this era of Phil #EastEnders
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Depression cannot hit a moving target. Best quote I’ve heard all year.
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Jurassic Park (1993) is Spielberg reminding audiences why cinema matters. A perfect blend of wonder, terror, and discovery that makes the theater feel like the most magical place on Earth.
Which movie first unlocked the door for you and made you a Movie Person?
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Do people think we just stop listening to new music after a certain age? There’s a seriously warped sense of reality about what happens when you leave your 20’s
40yr old gays getting a 20yr old listening age on Spotify Wrapped:
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The Cloud Atlas trailer remains one of the most ambitious pieces of marketing ever cut.
What is the best trailer you have ever seen?
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imagine waking up on Christmas morning and putting the TV on to find Loose Women or Lorraine…it’s enough to make you wanna off yourself really
CONFIRMED 🚨 The ITV1 schedule for Christmas has been revealed! Here’s EVERYTHING you need to know 👇🏼 Christmas Day 07:00 #GoodMorningBritain 09:00 #Lorraine’s Christmas 10:00 #ThisMorning’s Christmas 12:00 #LooseWomen’s Christmas 13:00 #JamesMartin's Christmas Day 15:00
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How did Jesus turned water into wine? Explain it rationally, I will wait.
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I don't know a single gay man, whose life hasn't improved after becoming fit.
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I’m not sure what’s more exhausting about this person, his face, his voice or his relentless crusade to be someone. Give us a break for minutes please
Being told people should avoid me for having the ‘wrong’ opinion is wild. When they can’t win the argument, they want to police who’s allowed to talk. My response below.
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Last fall I took MDMA with my entire family. My dad cried for the first time in my life and stopped drinking. My mom apologized for things from high school. My sister and I finally understood each other. We've been different ever since. One night undid 28 years of walls.
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Wait until you hear about the giant baths that the local football team changing rooms had… You could 15 men in them
Do athletes really shower with no privacy like this? 😭
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🚨 THE “LAST TIME I HOLD YOU” TREND IS BREAKING EVERYONE ON TIKTOK - AND THIS ONE MIGHT BE THE HARDEST TO WATCH This mom saw a TikTok saying there’s always a “last time” you ever pick up your kid… and you never know when it is. So she calls her teenage son over and tries it.
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This is homosexual lore
Clavicular claims he doesn’t care about women—his only goal is to MOG everyone and stand out as the best-looking man in any room 😳
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I’m not in the habit of giving compliments (though God knows I can fish for them), but this moment made me weep. Don’t we all yearn for it? Validation from the Miriams of the world -- rare souls who refuse to suffer fools. A real brick! #GlennClass
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She had me in the first half ngl...
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It’s weird to wear the literal torture device your idol died on around your neck
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