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Kama kuna stage ya life dame hafai kulenga ni kuishi solo, hustling, paying bills, being broke, buying stuff, traveling solo...si a must but ni important.
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*But you don't look Luo*
Sorry I forgot to spray my omena perfume
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Huyu amekuja kusnatch simu yangu kwa window ya mat na akapata sina akanichuna skio
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This year I'm moving with the audacity of a Luo man who went to St Mary's Yala, is a member of LSK, drives a Mercedes, and enjoys drinking fine whiskey with classy babes in short dresses listening to Rhumba, reminiscing of their days in school. This year I'm moving mad!
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Harry left Royalty and all the fine things to protect his woman, Kenyan men won't even leave jaba to save their relationships😭 and they the loudest
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That girl is not a victim. She's a thief. Acheni kumuita a victim of greed. Na mjifunze kizungu
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When I was doing KCSE my baby sister couldn't afford a success card, so she got 2 papers and got her entire class to write me a line of anything nice in one paper and sent me a letter in the other paper. That was ONLY mail I received lmao the only babe I send money to fuuuaaa
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Luo ladies don't murder their spouses. Not because they are good women but generally Luos fear blood. Mwanamke atakupea maneno ushtuke but will never raise her hand on you. That's why hâta generally Luos would rather destroy property that go on a killing spree
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Men, (platonically) genuinely love men. They can die for a dear friend, have lots of fun together. I think men just tolerate women for the sake of biological attraction and need to release but generally would want nothing to do with them...
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On Monday huyu mrembo anunuliwe dawa ya yeast infection if at all she getting fingered with such nails eeeww.
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Reporting for Hana Kuma TV, I'm Sito Mbeki . Back to you in studio Tom Barasa
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Mumeona Eliud Kipchoge ako na pesa na anapanda private jet, hakunywi Konyagi na kukngea mbaya...men take notes
Mnaona Bibi ya Eliud Kipchoge si Mlevi,Havuti mafwaka na hayuko Twitter....Ladies borrow something from that woman.
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Apparently Satan has no birthday! Ooh that poor black Kisii boy😔
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Ni hawa wanawake loyal and hardworking ndo hupata wanaume sumbua. Madem visirani and toxic get very sweet men and this is something I'm yet to understand
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Unlike most artists who come online to beg after squandering their money, he decided to go work. This is a good man
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If you'd improve the hospitals and Medicare in Nairobi health facilities you wouldn't have to fly your dumb ass to India. Bye
I flew to Ahmedabad, India on 31st December, 2019 and successfully had Spinal Surgery the following day at CIMS Hospital. I thank God for the Gift of Life, my family for their unconditional love and everyone who whispered a word of prayer as I went in.
#OfficiallyMadeOfTitanium
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I've been called by a police officer from Huruma Police Station asking me to stop whatever it is that I'm doing (investigating an incident). I'm putting it here just in case anything happens to me.
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If we let this slide we can't know who's next. Si we smama in solidarity sith these kings and ashame thieves!
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I've grown. Kitambo if someone stared at me for long I'd sneer and probably roll my eyes. Nowadays I smile and wave, sometimes I add are you well?
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Waiting on eclipse as if Luo men hawajakuonesha giza ya kutosha
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Nikikumbuka I got no success card for both KCPE and KCSE aki future husband mahari kaa tu nayo we need a home...in fact hata just kidnap me we elope😭
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Peddling your pal around to your other pal's boyfriend soliciting for a threesome but we should believe that all you are looking for is a sushi eating buddy. Cool
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Geri Inegi ya Wakadinali is a song about police brutality..."Cheki fala amecome na amezubaa na anajua Subaru ya ma mbaru inecome na imejaa" you be a dude chilling and you get arrested. "Wamecome na kinini n'a kitulukulu, kishsh kimhhmhh ku ha ha" they come with drama, plant drugs
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On that Frank.Obegi story... No one will hunt you if you aren't in the wrong company or doing shady things...💔
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Haven't used faceapp, haven't watched game of thrones hadi wa leo, didn't register for Huduma number... Who am I🤔
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Lakini wanaume wa Thika road wakae tu na Thika road women. That dick can make you settle for poverty, so I've been told by very reliable sources. Good day
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So my husband cheats and I am supposed to be the fighter🤣🤣🤣and fight for what or fight who him?🤣🤣😅 Y'all got jokes na uzuri me si size 8. I'd tie nigga kaa kiti and make him watch a train of his besties run on me...game is game
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Hatuogopi sisi Talibans, nakupea utangaze, mtu anaulizia nampangisha Line akujie yeye pia shimo haihami
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If you know perfectly well that pantie inavaliwa ndani ya nguo na si kwa kichwa and you WOKE UP TWICE to VOTE UHURUTO just know your birth cert is an apology letter to the condom manufacturers
#SinsOfSaviours
#LikoniFerryTragedy
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Tomorrow will mark an year since I became unemployed. Sijateseka 😭 niko na afya na natwanga hustle tu with a grateful heart. My faith in humanity aki is top top and I have made even more meaningful engagements 😭. HOPE is very important 🤔
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A man I know and respect just said the 3 apologists have been harshly treated and I've just lost a friend. Spendi ujinga mimi
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Dear future husband I make rice and beef for Saturday brakefast and pancakes and black tea because we are stonners and munchies will kick in and we won't cook the whole day because we will be reading philosophy or physics or watching junk or just napping
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I feel like unblocking this babe nimuulize kuma yangu ilimfanyia nini Umbwa yéyé! Smh,🤦🏾♀️ at your big age you can't be walking around asking mutual friends kama wamenidinya 🗑️🚮
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For someone who previously worked for an e-commerce platform, I'm sorry to break it to you but vitu zenu hutolewa Luthuli
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1yr after moving out aki respect to anyone living alone trying to make ends meet, ukisota na uko na shopping bado uko rich 🤷🏾♀️
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The deadbeats, they are your friends, your brothers... people in your circle. As much as it is good to mind your business, do you ever talk candidly to them from a point of concern?
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Jaguar my mp hatoi ngoma wala hafany chochote...is the dude even alive? I may be ranting kumbe nigfa went to mars and I'm just here
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Si Kwa ubaya but shopping at House of Leather is frustrating, besides kufuatwa kama suspect, you have to produce your receipt sjui wapi then they rudisha it then you take it for stamping before you give it to security upon exit...can they invest in technology😏
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@AngelTeshy
Si dame akikupea pressure una uhuru wa kumleft. Ni kama boys ananipea mimi Talibabe pressure nkue na ass, itabidi amestep
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I love how black women are silent on racism in sports. Keep it up queens, let their wigga wives and girlfriends that they think are an "upgrade" speak for them. Shalom
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My mom hasn't seen me in 9yrs . I hardly think about it na nko tu Sawa lmao
I don’t know the reason behind all this but this is heart breaking
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@AngelTeshy
Sometimes, you just want to eat mahindi boil because it's something you enjoy, with millions in your bank account.
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@Jeddy_kui
I can tell voted for Jubilee twice, I can tell the furthest umesoma ukafuka ni form 4 na ukipata D+, nothing between your ears, I can also tell you got no empathy- waking pile of stale human flesh....chieth guok ☹️
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@AokoOtieno_
Wewe si Migori ulikuwa unadinywa n'a every Tom Dick and Harry but uko na mdomo sana huku you think we don't know how you were the "Okoa Jahazi" of Migori any horny man would use you as a cum bucket. Sti down mwanamke msamaria kisimani
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@johnnjenga
You sung his praises, maintain the energy my brother. As if you didn't see it coming 🤣
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Get informed please. P2 can cause ectopic pregnancy but not infertility 🤦🏾♀️
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I asked a business why they use Paybill which is charges instead of buy goods and services which is free, and the proprietor said it's cause some clients reverse payments smh. Now we all paying extra for some people's greed and stupidity
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@JustinTenai
I struggled through yr 1 till my uncle took full custody/responsibility. My mom literally asked me to sell myself namfilisisha
I was only 17 lmao
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Perfect men exist aki ni vile tu they date girls who smoke weed and those bitches hide everything including their men
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"I usually don’t talk to darkskin girls but I’m making an exception for you" says an African man who's mama is black like nyama choma...have a blessed day yall
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In my experience with life, I've learned that if your intentions are pure and you keep a clean conscience, the universe will always take care of you...hutawahi kosa
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If I ever get rich I'mma put up science labs and research centres all over mashinani, can't contribute a single cent to church.
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