the first bearetic
@Bearebus
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Joined January 2026
Since some of us are new here, let me introduce myself. I get drunk, flop cardboard, do minis, make memes and promote homie culture. Bear.
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Comments turned off. Bills a rapist.
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TPS for Somalis has ended. Leave the U.S. on your own terms between NOW and March 17th... Or receive a visit from ICE. The choice is yours.
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It was @SpaceShark24
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And your little model T tooooo
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2026 is probably the first year I didn’t get all fucked up and write 2025 for the first 6 months, I’ve acclimated very well to the date change.
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I’ve had a wallet tool that was the size of a credit card that I’ve had for over 20 years and have flown with dozens of times, confiscated last year by some kid. I asked if I could reclaim it when I returned I was told no it would be disposed of. Disband the TSA.
So… Somalians were getting through TSA carrying suitcases with millions of dollars in taxpayer cash but my toothpaste was 3.5oz instead of 3.4oz so I had to throw it out. Insane.
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🚨 Breaking News: Judge Boasberg strikes down President Trump’s 10% credit card interest cap and heroically restores APRs to 40%.
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I’ve been in 40 ICE fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp.
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Didn’t even post the Necron deck, which is hundred-fold more expensive
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