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I ignore my mentions. Flight Attendant✈️ PVAMU ALUMNUS. my thoughts not my employers

Texas, USA
Joined November 2019
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@BeardedHoochie
The Cowboys suck
6 years
All my women know that I’m leaving at some point whether it’s a reason or not
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@shadybiev
biev 🦫
6 months
I can name one September that was significantly worse.
@NFLHateMemes
NFL Memes
6 months
Giants: 0-3 Jets: 0-3 This is the worst September in New York history
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@ravagepill
✧.*
6 months
Gotta be weird seeing a gay version of yourself
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@RubbBandGrant
G 🇭🇹
8 months
I knew Love Island wasn’t no type show for me when I heard niggas had to wake up and cook breakfast everyday.. lol what u in a house fulla bitches for if they not cooking?
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@ZaDarkSage
The Dark Sage
8 months
Busta is just shaking his head 💀💀💀
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@fauxfresh
fresh
8 months
we gon kill these niggas with success and if it come down to it we’ll kill em for real
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@herchosenpath
Mama T🌻
8 months
.......so they picked wrong.
@hell_line0
Maryam
8 months
Most women don’t “pick wrong.” They pick someone who looked safe — until he wasn’t.
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@ZoSpicyDubs
𝐙𝐨 🌶️
8 months
ts too hilarious dawg 😭
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@BleuCapone
BLËUSKI
8 months
The fact that #dancing in #TheClub is frowned upon now is what’s wrong with society today lol
@druski
DRUSKI
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That guy who ONLY comes to the club to Dance 😂😭😭😭
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@Geaux_Kam
KamBeezy❤️‍🔥
8 months
😂he planned it and the other niggas was just decoys.
@mymixtapez
My Mixtapez
8 months
Derrick Groves has been on the run for fifty-five days now — prosecutors say he’s avoided capture by keeping a low profile and describe him as intelligent, polite, and manipulative.
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@thehuncho_
Quez
8 months
Soon as I hear the keys jingle, a frying pan right to yo face
@therealkay0
Kay
8 months
i can’t wait to live with a ngga and walk in at 6am 😂
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@Denita_fit
That mf is NOT real
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@Jay_F5
Five
8 months
Prostitutes on Twitter have no idea how hilarious and entertaining they are man. You can see the mental illness in real time.
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@JColeVillle
Cole World
8 months
Kenny Lofton is still a top 5 Cole song. 🤧
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@crackcobain__
BASED SAVAGE
8 months
FBI don’t got shit on twitter
@chefgaze
sammy
8 months
MEGAN IS DATING KLAY THOMPSON???!
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@simonefiii
yes, really
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@1keezybaby
KEEZY BABY 🫶🏽
9 months
$20 to anyone who ain’t watched love island yet 🤫👀
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@Letii_Sunshine
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8 months
Growth is realizing all these people ending up in a fckd up situation after having one person in common.
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@thegirllriri
RI-RI
8 months
Find a school bus in the morning and just get on it.
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@redpillb0t
redpillbot
9 months
The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.
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@afocusedgent_
magasman
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these are the important facts you share on first dates. 🙏🏾
@bloodysolmary
Bloody Mary
9 months
For 4 generations, no woman in my bloodline could keep a husband alive past their 35th birthday. My fiancé's 35th is next week. Pray for him.
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