I was surprised to hear that Toronto had made the playoffs. I was not surprised to hear they were eliminated. One upon a time I was a fan of the sport and the team. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Machine Learning quality test: machine that has learned not to recommend Christmas music in January all on its own

Congrats to @justforlaughs for finally getting all of Canada’s Stand Up Comedians on the same page. Who knew all it took was someone decimating our collective income in one fell swoop? @CBCNews @CTVNews @globalnews @globeandmail @nationalpost is this newsworthy to you too?

Jesus didn’t call it “social justice.” He simply called it Love. If we would only Love our neighbors beyond comfort, borders, race, religion and other differences that we’ve allowed to be barriers, “social justice” would be a given. Love makes justice happen.

Best-ever in its category, absolutely.

Story: Provincially owned Ontario Power Generation sells 40-acre Hearn waterfront site for $16 million; city officials blindsided by move https://t.co/bcFCRXXgOF via @torontostar

Me: *throws you down a pit* You: my leg's broken Me: I'm sure you have proof. I'll wait You: YOU THREW ME DOWN A PIT Me: so sick of people always bringing up pits You: YOU THREW ME DOWN ONE Me: wow victim card much You: A PIT Me: that talk's exactly why you got thrown down a pit

Some 47 years ago, Canada set off on a bold mission to become the best country in the world - a safe place for people from all different races, ethnicities, and cultures This is how it started.

Any privacy freaks here? I'm looking for a DNA testing company with the least shady data privacy policy and preferably the one that destroys the original sample after the test. Any hints?

Actual dream I had: some piece of tech I was working on had the unintended side effect of opening an interdimensional portal, and the demons were coming through, and I was like “hm I should file a JIRA about this”. The rest of the dream was mostly me struggling with the web UI.

Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union: - waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality - promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out

I don’t understand. #OntarioVotes why Ontario?

@BeCircle “Tldr”

#yolo

Opportunity alert! ‼️ Create services that have a terms of service that is nothing more than 4 characters long.

I am an experienced developer. I am also googling "How to roll back a git commit" for the millionth time.