@libsoftiktok Ok…it’s important to note that there is a HUGE difference between infertile and unfuckable…

I’m on a road trip in the Florida Keys, where gas is only $2.89 a gallon. I’m literally on an island 115 miles off the coast of Florida, and gas is 50% cheaper than in California ($6–$7 per gallon) The price difference is due to taxes and fees, which pay the salaries of our

@_fuckylucky @GKDcraig @StreetFightsHQ Yeah that shit pissed me off. Can’t stand when people call that shit butter. Vegetable oil spread

@GKDcraig @StreetFightsHQ That upset me more than anything else for real

@DOGE__news Remind me again what Ricky Gervais said at the Golden Globe awards

@mf2598 @DOGE__news I was thinking the same thing, like what???😭😭😭

@DOGE__news Jokes how bad "Down With Democracy" sounds. Literally sounds like they want it to burn and didn't realize it, Shows how out of touch celebrities are.

@DOGE__news 'Down with Democracy'? Do these actors not realize their ironic mistake?? See? This is exactly why actors should stick to reading OTHER peoples' words, and not try to come up with their own.

🚨#BREAKING: An 85-year-old widow called a North Carolina tree removal company, begging for firewood to keep her house warm, but said she couldn't pay them. Paul Brittain, the owner, delivered the firewood for free, fixed her car, her roof, her heating/AC unit ALL for FREE and

This is Pretty Place, the Southeast's most iconic chapel, nestled in the Blue Ridge Mountains. After Hurricane Helene, a helicopter pilot flew to see what remained of the chapel. When he got there, he saw the chapel's roof caved in... ...yet, the cross was still standing!!!

@pr0ud_americans

This Shaq story from his old coach—skipping Finals prep to sit with a terminally ill fan, singing and joking with the kid. In a world full of ego, that hits different. I’m cynical about pro sports half the time, but damn, Shaq is Legit.

I'm the only U.S. Senate candidate in America that talks like this, let alone Minnesota. I'm the best U.S. Senate candidate in America because I'm the realest. Full PBS Frontline interview being released soon... The mainstream media and RINO establishment fear me because I'm

🚨 Rudy Giuliani destroyed by Dems for exposing 2020 GA election crimes: bankrupted, disbarred, charged, ordered to pay $148M to Ruby Freeman & Shaye Moss—who conspired to overthrow the government. Do you agree that Rudy Giuliani should be getting his money back? A. Yes B. No

@RealLindellTV

An employee cleaning the floor of a Roomba store

Judges like this should be fired

Does Home Economics still exist ANYWHERE? "Did anyone ever actually take home ec class?" "I used to see it all the time in movies and TV shows." "I wanted to whip up some food at school!"

I had the original LAFD report back in October, and I told the LA Times…now, 2 months later, they’re finally reporting on it, but pretending it’s their scoop! You’re welcome, guys! Better late than never?

Told ya. Why does this man not get credit for the legit investigative journalism he's been doing? The LA Times just steals his work and Rick Caruso glazes them for it, 2 months late to the party. Spencer gets no props.

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