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i am walking the cow 🐄🚶word to obama i’m out of my llama
Joined April 2012
This is my beer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My beer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my beer is useless. Without my beer, I am useless. I must fire my beer true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who i
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"Think back to when we watched those great films—how often did we truly read and fully understand everything right there in the moment, during those two hours? Back then, we didn’t overthink it. But now, why are we so demanding about such things? The reason is that our lifestyle
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she say do you love me i tell her I am wallace i only love my cheese and my gromit i'm sorry
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The 1999 Lucasfilm holiday card, illustrated by Troy Alders.
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obama drake: you used to call me on michelle phone
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The happiness of a middle-aged man after work, today he ate horse penis
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Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.
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2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.
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