Balzamon
@BalzamonEU
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EY Norway, former PwC Germany | Gamer | Tweets reflect solely my own opinion | @Vanataie 💕
Oslo, Norway
Joined September 2010
This isn’t a drill! 🚨 NCIS: Tony & Ziva, starring Me and Cote de Pablo, is coming to #ParamountPlus! 💙 @paramountplus
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I swear my girlfriend is a babarian…ketchup on lasagna,…ketchup on everything. If we ever break up I will wish her an italian boyfriend so she gets the hell she deserves for this.
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The amount of fucking trolls in @PlayVALORANT lately is unbelievable…like everyday i log in and get report Feddback and still i get multiple games with Apes today…ngl it starts to be frustrating.
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one more night until work continues...YAY ...what would life be without work right?
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VALORANT rank are made out of something different...brain is nothing anyone has :D maybe after 5 times pushing as defender and dying you think they would learn that it is not the way...oh well
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Ngl soon i might uninstall twitter…not gonna pay for something just for basic interactions….like i already have enough promoted tweets and ads…that should pay enough for my use 🤷♂️
Starting April 15th, only verified accounts will be eligible to be in For You recommendations. The is the only realistic way to address advanced AI bot swarms taking over. It is otherwise a hopeless losing battle. Voting in polls will require verification for same reason.
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Like whenever i hear it i know someone really is only guessing and not knowing - yes its work related. Like no matter how hard you believe its either right or wrong Period
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Ngl „i believe“ might be the most toxic phrase i can think of these days
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After living in Oslo, Norway now for over 6 months…the one thing I seriously miss most is the german supermarket and the crazy range of different foods at reasonable prices…and maybe the no-speedlimit Autobahn…everything else is ass good here or better
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Get out of my head? Ok please thanks. All i want is to rest on this sunday.
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IT WORKS. ⁃ 92% of companies keep it ⁃ Burnout down by 71% ⁃ Sick days down by 65% ⁃ Revenue up 1.4% on avg. No question about it - the UK’s 4-day week trial was a 𝙝𝙪𝙜𝙚 success. It’s time for the 4-day week to go mainstream. #4DayWeek
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No one changes for someone else. "I'll become the man you need" or "I'm doing it for my kids" is glorified in movies because we're sold codependency as love. People change for themselves after they hit rock bottom. Change for others doesn't last.
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I think eating that cream cheese from the fridge that been open for weeks and after best before date was not the smartest idea...lets see if my stomach can keep it :*D
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Addiction is a coping mechanism and a way we attempt to soothe our nervous system. Here's a compassionate (and honest) way to think about addiction:
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