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My hand is doing that thing genius anime characters do when they’re about to air this bitch out
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NIGHT MAN FIGHTER OF THE DAY MAN CHAMPION OF THE SUN YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE
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It happened to one of my friends who goes to Oddfellows regularly! Please be aware 🥺
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Who would win in a fight me or a grizzly bear? Asking for a friend
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My eyes water whenever I watch an iconic Daenerys scene where she stands up to her oppressors or the slave masters. Emilia Clarke’s performance as Daenerys is powerful and memorable.
daenerys targaryen was a fucking BOSS way before she even had dragons
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Am I NERD cause I wear GLASSES? So EMBARRASSING being BLIND 🤓😫👩🦯
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I’d describe my aesthetic as Asian baby girl meets big titty goth gf
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@kittenklaudia
made me the most beautiful bikini for my birthday, get you some creative friends 🧡
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I bought a tinted chapstick so I’m kinda feeling myself or what
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@datingforflower
@Angel_HighClass
Hi please dm me I’m half Korean and half Caucasian it says the link the Japanese Red Cross is no longer available when I tried to open it but I am registered as a bone marrow donor at be the match
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225 x 5 x 2 today 🫡 I finally started squatting barbell with heavy weight for the first time in a year 😈 I WANT 315
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I should’ve cleaned this mirror before taking a selfie but it would have simply shattered due to my tremendous muscle mami prowess
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Y’all made fun of me for running the mile in PE I didn’t forget
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Let’s make a fool of ourselves and crash a party, act like we own the place 🍰🍓💚
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Matcha raspberry swirl cheesecake brownies bang my line looken ass 🔌
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Gym hack: When it’s busy, show up smelling like hella weed. Then stand by whatever you want to use, you’ll be so dank that everyone will get visibly uncomfortable and avoid you. You’ll never have to wait to use that seated leg curl again. Follow me for more good advice
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Bipolar disorder is crazy because I’ll dive headfirst into an era of creativity and limitless motivation, tell everyone I’m happier than ever just to find myself begging on my hands and knees to a god I thought I was estranged from for the strength to simply get out of bed lol
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I walked into the girls bathroom and these girls asked me to do a runaway walk and turn around, then I flexed my back muscles and all of the girls in the bathroom started cheering.
I love it here!!!
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If you bullied me when I was chubby I ain’t forget but I got my revenge by becoming unbelievably sexy and confident and in love with myself 🤨
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Idc if you think I’m judgmental for this one but smoking inside your house while your kids are home is such a bozo move 🤢🤮🤷🏻♀️
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In my madly in love, big house with no roommates, good money, banging body, and beautiful family era
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@meritforsadness
I’m hoping they reveal their identities and it’s like Pharrell or Ed Sheeran or Dolly Parton lol
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I got four rounds of free drinks and I don’t normally drink but I’m Korean meaning in my culture it’s rude to refuse alcohol so now I’m wasted lol
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I don’t come from a family where emotional vulnerability was rewarded or even tolerated. However, I see myself as a warm and loving person. I ask my son about his feelings, I apologize when I’m wrong. I didn’t come from a healthy family, but one will come from me.
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Finished some shading on my knee yesterday feeling kinda YATTED or whatever 😵💫
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@ZombieTreat
“Okay we got rid of our cancelled lead singer”
*announces a tour with Ronnie Radke*
They need a PR team 😭😭😭
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Dated a guy in high school and after I broke up with him he called me crying saying “I can’t even enjoy Asian porn anymore because you broke my heart”
Ah geez I’m clearly the villain here
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Debbie lol
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Having back pain because your titties are too big is proof that great power comes with great responsibility
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I normally wouldn’t block a friend without explanation because I think it’s important to communicate in friendships but I realized some people know what tf they’re doing and don’t deserve an explanation. I’m just over being a good friend to people who treat me poorly
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I haven’t smoked weed in 6 weeks and I no longer need 4 naps a day as it turns out I did not have low energy I was just really fucking high!!!
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My boyfriend keeps saying “we had Asian food yesterday” but I’m Asian that’s just food to me that’s why I want it again damn 😭😭😭
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Matcha mochi cookies, ube sea salt mochi cookies, and Thai tea pandan with a Thai tea condensed milk drizzle
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