if i knew how to back flip that'd be my response to everything

me: get the fuck up here girl! the ragged stuffed animal I’ve had since I was three:ヽ༼ °_° ༽ﾉ

I need the Christmas commercials to stop until Halloween is over at least 😵‍💫

3 years later and I just thought about how I'll be 30 (next summer) and then realized after that I'll be 31 and wanted to gag dear god...

You’re a little slow to the party.

Gigi Hadid was at Page's tonight 🖤💛

Sabrina Carpenter arrests Gigi Hadid at her ‘Short n’ Sweet’ tour in Pittsburgh tonight.

Still crying over the ones that have hurt me most. I hate that I still miss them. I hate that I still care.

Sentimental about a TV, like girl get a grip 😅

What does it say about me that I'm genuinely sad to be taking my grandfather's old tv to be recycled rn ☹️

Currently at GE and 3 firefighters from across the street come walking over. 1 of them is fine...like 😍 And almost as if they could read my mind, they start talking about their girlfriends 💔 Not that I was gonna make a move but still 😂

My mom just now, in reference to Mel B, "bad spice or whatever"

The news just used "nearly 20 years" and "2008" in the same sentence.

As a kid I used to love Ghost Whisperer, my family would race home to watch every week. As a full grown adult, it freaks me out and I have to turn it off. 😅

I wish we could all just get along.

Kinda sad this instantly got turned into left vs right. Were all people man. This is not the way.

Feeling super old. 👵 #WhoAreThesePeople #VMAs

i lowkey can't believe these people are allowed to walk among us

I just got so excited looking at freeforms september movie lineup, then remembered I don't have cable anymore :((

There's a man in the Carolinas that brings me fresh jam and preserves when he visits Pittsburgh and he may be my favorite person ever