Bailey Kondrat
@BaileyKondrat
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that's what I do; I drink and I know things
Illinois State
Joined April 2011
Nick bites into his ice cream like it’s an apple and I’m debating on calling an exorcist
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The highlight of my day has definitely been watching two crackheads across the street shave each other’s heads while drinking 40’s
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Turns out ive been accidentally giving customers caramel instead of actual sauce for their chicken at work if anyone was wondering how my Sunday was going
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Teaching tom and Ellen how to Group FaceTime is my new favorite quarantine activity
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The barista at @Starbucks said my eyebrows looked perfect today and tbh I needed that pick me up more than my latte thank u Jeff
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Three months ago I was crying every single day when I drove home from work because I was so unhappy with my life. I’m still doing that but now I get to listen to Christmas music simultaneously
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FaceTimed Tom for 10 minutes before he asked “are you my daughter” happy turkey day
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Am I the only one to notice bad and boujee goes with almost any Disney song?
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In honor of school starting I’ll never forget when I took the wrong bus to my 8am and ended up at Walmart
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Get yourself a family that spends a majority of dinner discussing #GamefThrones theories
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A lady asked me a question in German and i said “sí” for some reason
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There was no one sitting between me and this woman on my flight to Iceland and this woman deadass bought herself two mini bottles of Prosecco and handed one to me and goes “we deserve this”
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Clock struck 12 and immediately knocked over my champagne so I guess that’s how my 2019 is starting
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Fell asleep at the pool and now half of my face is sunburned Florida is not treating me well this time around
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