Martyn Havell
@BadWilf
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Currently alive. Probably asleep.
New York - Paris - Peckham
Joined November 2010
Never understood the call for politicians to delete tweets. Why would we want them editing history? “I want you to pretend that didn’t happen”
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Jennifer Connolly in Career Opportunities unlocked something in a 9 year old me. I didn’t understand why I kept wanting to rewind this
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Well, she is the owner of the Hollywood Chris factory
Zoe Saldaña has surpassed Samuel L. Jackson to become the second highest-grossing actor of all time at the global box office.
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Idris Elba has been honored with a knighthood from King Charles. He will become Sir Idris Elba
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When I petitioned to bring The Terminator to the UK. I was not aware of his murderous intent towards Sarah Connor. Although, I understand he made these threats as a much younger AI
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My fiancée is ill and in bed. My kids are in their caves. It’s like I’ve got the house to myself
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“Did you see the show about the bloke that fucked a fish?”. There’s my mum’s review of war between the land and the sea
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“Hello. Is that the year 2000? End of 2025 here. The front runners for the next general election are Nigel Farage and a Titnotist”
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People only have the power you give them. I unironically love the Fast & Furious movies. Someone telling me they don’t, does not affect my life in any way
Twitter will convince you everything you love is dogshit lol
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“Delighted”
Delighted that Alaa Abd El-Fattah has been reunited with his family in the UK. I thank the Government of Egypt for this outcome. I first met Alaa’s family in Opposition, and I committed to them then that I would do everything I could to advocate for his return. It’s an
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You meant to tell me. They put Bryan Cranston through 5 years of having to pretend he had cancer? That’s outrageous!
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You mean acting isn’t just turning up. Being yourself and saying some shit someone else wrote? Shocking
They put Noah (a gay actor IRL) through 12 hours of filming a public coming-out scene: that’s psychological torture. They also put Natalia and Charlie, who’ve been together for 10 years IRL, through filming a breakup scene: again, psychological torture. They should be sued.
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My fiancée has got the lurgy and my body seems to want to let it in
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Lads. I didn’t get any socks or boxers for Christmas. I don’t know what I’m going to do
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