Jess ✨The Bad Cripple
@BadCrippIe
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The bad cripple your parents warned you about | not the wheely kind | periodically relapses into a Fishtank account | 👉Alt: @BannedCripple
Land of the F-ucking Bugs 🇦🇺
Joined April 2013
Specifically exempt: DISCORD ROBLOX
The federal government's long social media ban for children under 16 is now in effect. Here are are the platforms and apps that children can and cannot access in Australia from today. Keep up to date with today's headlines: https://t.co/LEXwrNsd4b
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YouTube is testing this cool new feature out on me in which it subscribes me to random channels I’ve never fucking heard of so they appear in my subs page daily and cause me to question if I should get a test for early onset dementia
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candace owens a few months ago: they killed my friend charlie kirk. candace owens now: charlie was very well known in the astral plane. he was a wizard and he loved me.
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All the work of Kiwifarms outdone in one day. Chris Chan’s throne usurped
BREAKING – Epstein has become one of the most documented people in modern history, with over 5 million pages dedicated to his life
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Rip mooncult, they would have loved the Epstein files
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Whom amongst us has not experienced a heater gamer moment
Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live in 2013 due to “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.” Follow: @AFpost
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Just saw a woman censor her ten month olds feet on photos she posted to Twitter dot com to cover them from ‘internet creeps’ and personally I think I’m ready for the meteor
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We never got rid of the freak shows, they just evolved
This is what they did to me to ask forgiveness on Lolcow live tonight. I hope it’s one small step towards forgiveness
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Clout psychosis is real and with a donation of just one dollar a day you too can make a difference
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ChatGPT ass boyfriend
EMOTIONALLY SAFE PARTNERS SAY THINGS LIKE: • Let’s slow down before we hurt each other • Help me understand, not win • I hear you. I’m not dismissing this • I didn’t realize it affected you like that - thank you for telling me • We’re on the same team • Your feelings don’t
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The vibes of a ten year old who just recognised moms handwriting on Santa’s gifts
Top Loch Ness Monster hunter says Nessie is fake after 52 years of searching He says any sightings are ship wakes or other natural causes
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Nevermind, there’s a bush fire in the field next door 👍👍👍
Power just went out 👍 It’s 42C 👍👍 Straya
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not now honey, daddy just wants to be working or accomplishing something and also your ten minutes for the day are up
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Your ‘blood staring to boil’ after ten minutes of playing with your kid is an alarmingly clear warning sign. These are the stories of parents that ‘just snap’. In the least patronising way possible, you need to seek help for this.
Am I just a monster? It's been 4 years since I became a father and I'm beginning to fear for my soul. The truth is I just don't like being around kids for very long. Historically, this is not uncommon among fathers, but today it feels almost illegal. It's causing me a lot of
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This would have changed society as we know it if it had existed for the 2010’s tumblr fandom era
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I’m hearing that if you like a New Year’s Eve tweet the little heart will be a fire—SHUT THE FUCK UP DONYOUTJINK I LOGGED ON SIX MONTS AGO????
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