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Fake News you can trust from transgressive nerds at MIT.

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@Babbling_Beaver
BabblingBeaver
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MIT’s School of Humanities, Arts, and Socialist Scientism (SHASS) is capitalizing on the wave of mental illness triggered by global warming hysteria. MIT offers new humanities degree in Climate Anxiety Therapy.
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MIT’s School of Humanities, Arts, and Socialist Scientism (SHASS) is capitalizing on the wave of mental illness triggered by global warming hysteria.
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The most fun image & video creation tool in the world is here. Try it for free in the Grok App.
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RT @LLBiggers: I’m starting a new series where I share a chart each day that will help calm climate anxiety. The point of sharing these is….
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You don’t hate legacy media enough.
@sfmcguire79
Steve McGuire
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This has become a kind of summer ritual at the Times:
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Mockery is the best policy.
@Bubblebathgirl
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
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The National Guard will definitely be leaving DC as soon as they see this protest. Guaranteed. (realmodernsara on TT)
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RT @EYakoby: In the past 24 hrs, it’s been revealed:.- Reuters lied on Hamas aid theft.- UN changed famine definition for Gaza.- Hamas pose….
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What part of risk/reward ratios do you not understand?.
@GarbageHuman24
Garbage Human
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Approximately half of 30 year old men are virgins. Is there an explanation for this?
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RT @Chicago1Ray: BOOM 💥 . Meet Charlotte Djossou, she's a former Sergeant with (DC) metro police, who accused them of misclassifying offens….
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Bravo Dr. Jay.
@NIHDirector_Jay
Jay Bhattacharya, MD, PhD
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Today I’m announcing that @NIH is moving towards a unified approach to drive science in support of human health. NIH will give its Institutes, Centers & Offices support to prioritize breakthrough discoveries, scientific opportunities, health needs, and a resilient workforce,
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The NY Slimes should recommend that their remaining loyal readers set themselves on fire. That would surely move the ball downfield.
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J Michael Waller
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The New York Times is finally mainstreaming the idea to overthrow our Constitution.
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Babbling Beaver advisory board member @NIHDirector_Jay speaks wise words. Restoring trust in important public institutions requires honesty, transparency, humility, and acknowledgement of errors.
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Jay Bhattacharya, MD, PhD
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What the AMA forgets, is that in 2021, they encouraged COVID vaccine mandates that ignored both science and the principle of informed consent. This disregard has significantly contributed to the erosion of public trust in health institutions. It’s time for the AMA to acknowledge.
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RT @HansMahncke: The fact that the unhinged sandwich tosser turned out to be a DOJ employee perfectly captures the problem. Washington is f….
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RT @CynicalPublius: RE: Blue Cities and Crime. If you are anything like me, you have probably asked yourself from time to time "How is it p….
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You have to be a certain age to appreciate this.
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Cynical Publius
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He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?". And I said, "Throwing a Meatball Marinara at a Border Patrol Agent." . And they all moved away from me on the bench.there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance.".
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RT @mikeroweworks: 1 of 3,000.
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RT @don_draper112: The reason there are almost no black people in the Middle East today, despite the Arab slave trade capturing more Africa….
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Withdrawing all police protection from the wealthiest parts of Washington DC as the crime cleanup continues in the rest of the city would be a great experiment.
@joelpollak
Joel Pollak
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Residents of the wealthiest part of Washington, DC have come out to protest against Trump deploying the National Guard to fight crime on behalf of poor residents.
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RT @PeterDClack: Actual temperatures across 12 US corn belt states from 1973 to 2022 were massively distorted by all 36 climate models. Thi….
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Climate grifters will say and do anything to keep the money flowing.
@JunkScience
Steve Milloy
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When I began work on climate 29 years ago, we were told the "science was settled.". Today, I learn from Nature magazine that it's really not -- "predictions are uncertain" -- and that's why we have to keep funding useless climate hoaxers. Remember this: There is no such thing
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RT @Anna_Giaritelli: ---THREAD---. This is the most important story I’ve told. It’s my story. I’ve waited five years to share it, and I’m r….
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I was sexually assaulted by a homeless man in DC. But if you look for my case in DC crime statistics, you won't find it.
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