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I still have the stones off Beyoncé’s dress when she touched me during that Revel show. I’m never losing these. They are in a ziplock bag lol.
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Braids... Laptop... Not posting on IG. Oh girls.. brace yourselves.
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Republicans: After Friday, how long will you liberals continue to say he's not your President?!
Us:
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McDonalds employees after you pull off and they gave you 20 McNuggets with no dipping sauce.
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My coworker brought some chicken to work and it was disgusting. I asked what she seasoned it with she said Vinegar.
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Me returning to Chipotle for a burrito bowl 2 months after they gave me food poisoning.
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Talent Scout: Would you like to fly out to LA to dance?
Me: I can't dance...
Scout: It's for Beyoncé
Me:
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Y’all I am SCREAMING!! My mom just sent me this video from her security system of a woman looking to fight someone named Jason!!! 😂😂😂
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What Janet and JT fans arguing all day on the timeline looked like.
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Me when I saw the Chipotle server give the lady in front of me a pinch of cheese when she said extra cheese.
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The power that BLUE IVY™ has.
PERIODT BEYONCÉ WON THE BLUE IVY TRADEMARK CASE!
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Welcome to Atlanta where the playas play.. and the highways collapse like everyday
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Beyoncé after seeing me in the BeyHive pit for the umpteenth time.. knowing that I been snatching the material off her outfits.
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T-Mobile cut my phone off because I turned off auto-pay & didn't know my bill was due... I called 611 like..
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I grew thickened skin on my neck, my back.... I bathed in dawn dish detergent, and plugged my menses with pages from ATL club flyers
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Bey's team just came in the pit and told us that Bey said, "If we not hype she's gonna replace us with hype fans" 😂😂😂
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Jean Grey anytime the X-Men actually need her ass to do something.
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When you haven't heard Formation in a long time and then the "I see it, I want it" part kicks in.
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@KaylarWill
Me: You right king.. I sholl do need to learn how to cook and let you play your PS4 in peace.
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I swear if Beyoncé finds a never before seen baby picture of Patti Labelle.... I....
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When you and yo homegirl can finally get in BellaNoches with no drama
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Beyoncé: do you regret embarrassing your sister in the elevator that day?
Solange:
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Y'all can be half-stans all day long! This is MY fav!
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Gwyneth Paltrow and I sitting next to each other at the Mrs Cater Show tour.
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@JLarey83
@TendentiousG
You do know all those confederates flipped to Republican and we dipped. It’s not the NAME of the party... it’s who’s in it.
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While you’re here.. please check and double check that you’re registered to vote before the 2018 midterm elections:
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When Formation come on and you look to see if your white friend gonna say "Negro nose"
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Good morning to everyone, except for Khia's hair and makeup team.
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Finally someone with common sense.
Erika Alexander on a Living Single reboot: “I don’t think so... I’d like to move on.”
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@Yvie_WONDER
@Edis_aggin
@mythiquebitch
You are 100% correct. That’s the model I own. And on top of that not paying any gas. So it’s not like he spent a life savings on it.
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@Lordswelly
but.... I see 2 other people in this video that aren't daughters. I guess they don't need training.
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Beyoncé can now add "accomplished reporter" on her resume. A hard hitting questions queen!
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Dead @ Ciara telling raven she got make-up on her teeth.
#FixYaMakeup
http://t.co/AzRNIJvkMc
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My momma said “baby you got the wrong house.. I’ve been living here 25 years” 😂😂
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Don't trust anyone that picks Blue Cheese over Ranch. They lie, cheat and probably will kill.
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Exclusive look into Beyoncé's promo strategy meetings at Parkwood
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Update: My mom said the lady found out where Jason lives. He lives in the house on the next corner, one block down.
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And finally the last time I got to see Bey live... 😢 she was so close but so far away. I’d like to believe she still saw me. (I was waving my hand like crazy)
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@higginsred
@StansCapbadge
@AP
He’s a coward just like his racist sort holding these un-American protests.
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Y’all done made me go back and relive that performance. She really showed out.
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Me: *watching Bey concert in VR*
Bey: *starts kicking water during Freedom*
Me:
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Get into the message he’s trying to portray. He wasn’t really there all that time.
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