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Life is full of choices. Storyteller. . 📧: contactlandonrivera @gmail .com he/him Landon Rivera

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Beyoncé: Coachella you ready? Me in front of my computer:
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You come in every Wednesday on your lunch break, I think And you always order the special, with the hot chocolate And my manager be tripping and stuff Talking 'bout we gotta use water But I always use some milk and cream for you 'Cause I think you're kinda sweet
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Being Beyoncé’s Assistant: Don’t Get Fired 2.0
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She was really ahead of her time with these edits
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No cause she’s eating
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Beyoncé was like bitch WTF I do?
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We gotta start eliminating whoever don’t like Beyoncé
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@DickMurderer Half of y’all gonna be unemployed
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doja cat don’t miss
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“Beyoncé can’t act”
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Woke up, the price of coke up
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I have so many questions...
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@itscesaryo I love how they go to commercial break every time they drag her 😭
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The CGI market is just a back door for these companies to profit off situations and cultures by creating a literal fiction character without having to deal with real people.
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@Nippysangel Excuse me, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
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@stoplitteringho Maybe she made some points
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@iamjrdnpineda Damn a whole orphanage
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Look how they ate this #RocNationBrunch
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Beyoncé performing formation 😍
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@warmcherub Can we peacefully enjoy the same two songs
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@hooplaaa_ CUT THE CAMERAS
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Beyoncé better be doing this when she’s 50
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One thing I can count on Mrs. Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter to do is take my money 😩
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But the Beyhive was labeled a territory group and a major threat to national security.....
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Petitions to abolish KKK, declare it a terrorist organization gain steam
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Me when someone ask why I’m obsessed with Beyoncé:
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The fact that Beyoncé was able to top this performance. Never underestimate her
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@knnewagb How she more Ariana than Ariana 😳
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BEYONCÉ. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING YOU. THE FORMATION WORLD TOUR DVD 😩
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Damn Beyoncé be on Disney, Netflix and HBO
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Nah cause she the only one who can do the Beyoncé tribute
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@szanostalgia 😭😭 not solange breaking that shit
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Beyoncé really sent her luggage. #adidasxIVYPARK
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@ehmariahstan I hope she getting her coins.
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Omg I’m sorry queen 😢
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@slagmtv @puIIyourcard Rumor is they’re Picasso now
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Beyoncé performing crazy in love during the quarantine world tour
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Beyoncé in Ivy Park by Beyoncé
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The show ain’t even over yet and she scrambling for febreze ads
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@trashqueenethan The box in question:
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@lnnerPrincess Wow you’re eating just like the rest of population how edgy and cute.
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