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I tell crazy stories about the revolutionary people and events from #bitcoin 's past and present | Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
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Why This Halving Is Different
A thread 🧵
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Elon Musk acquired Twitter for $44 billion.
If he’d bought bitcoin instead he would now have $143 billion.
It would have almost doubled his current net-worth.
Let that sink in.
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A year ago today,
@elonmusk
acquired Twitter for $44 billion.
If he’d bought bitcoin instead he would now have $72 billion.
Let that sink in.
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Ways the government steals your money:
- if you earn it, income tax
- if you spend it, VAT
- if you invest it, capital gains
- if you start a business, profit tax
- if you give it away, gift tax
- if you die, inheritance tax
- if you save it, inflation
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Peter's client is up 1240% since he moved his IRA into bitcoin.
Just had a client liquidate his entire IRA to put 100% of the proceeds into Bitcoin. What are the odd this turns out to be a wise move?
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Elizabeth Warren's private air travel is a blatant display of hypocrisy.
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@POTUS
I just went to my bank and asked them to give me another loan so I could use it to pay off my existing loan with them.
They laughed at me.
I showed them this video so they could see this is how the “greatest nation on Earth” does it.
They laughed at you.
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Bitcoin will have to hit $79,014 to reach a new all-time high in US dollar purchasing power terms.
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My friend who bought at 50K just sold all his bitcoin.
I told him he was the top signal.
Now I am considering this a bottom signal.
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VANECK CEO CONFIRMS THAT THE BITCOIN SPOT ETFS WILL BEGIN TRADING ON THURSDAY
"All the fees came out this morning because they're all getting ready to basically list on Thursday...that's not been filtered out through all the news."
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I’m too am seeing a $0 balance on my bitcoin exchange account.
BECAUSE I DONT KEEP ANY BITCOIN ON EXCHANGES.
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I would short bitcoin if there was an easy way to do it.
That's what Bill Gates said in 6 years ago when bitcoin was at $9,600.
Bitcoin is up 600% since then.
Here are 21 (😉) other historically bad takes on bitcoin.
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50-70 years ago, a family with one income could afford:
- A house
- A car or two (1960s or later)
- Food
- Bills
- Other basic needs
- Saving for retirement
Today, a family with two incomes is struggling.
WTF Happened?
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Cathie Wood thinks
#Bitcoin
will go to $1m/BTC by 2030.
The real question is how much purchasing power will $1m have in 2030?
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Dear environmentalists,
They’re either both zero emission or neither of them is.
Your choice.
-
Gandalf
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Bitcoiners opening Twitter for the first time today be like:
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FTX Customers: “Why is my BTC withdrawal taking so long?”
FTX Support:
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So... everyone is cheering on the bitcoin spot ETFs - but I think they're the end of bitcoin as we know it.
Here's how I think it all goes down...
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Microstrategy has outperformed NVIDIA.
Share price on December 30, 2022
NVIDIA: $138
MSTR: $139
Share price today:
NVIDIA: $851 (+516%)
MSTR: $1,340 (+864%)
Bitcoin > AI
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Why were flights across the USA grounded last week?
Tucker Carlson has a theory, and it may explain the recent bitcoin price pump.
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My friend who bought bitcoin at 62K and sold at 17K just said he’s buying bitcoin again.
Local top confirmed.
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Ways the government steals your money:
- if you earn it, income tax
- if you spend it, sales tax
- if you invest it, capital gains tax
- if you start a business, profit tax
- if you give it away, gift tax
- if you die, inheritance tax
- if you save it, inflation
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1/ I’m back at my hotel now with wifi so going to use this thread to share videos I took of the
#bitcoin
city announcement.
First,
@nayibbukele
entrance
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Hey
@elonmusk
can Tesla remotely disable Tesla cars to stop their owners from using them?
An important question you might want to clear the air about.
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Not using
#bitcoin
because it’s also used by criminals is like saying you won’t use the internet because that’s also used by criminals.
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Dr.
@jordanbpeterson
says that a reliable source in the military has advised that he withdraw all his money from Canadian banks.
Better buy some
#bitcoin
and hold your own keys.
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THE DAY THAT 184.5 BILLION EXTRA BITCOIN WERE CREATED
The day is Sunday August 15, 2010.
Block 74,638 is mined with a strange transaction.
It contains 3 outputs which balloon the bitcoin total supply into the billions.
What the hell happened?
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Eric Adams: I will make New York the “center for bitcoins.”
Also Eric Adams:
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BREAKING: You can now pay for your McDonald’s with Strike with dollars.
Or with any lightning wallet using bitcoin and make your meal a taxable event.
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SWIFT stands for Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Telecommunications.
#Bitcoin
obsoletes this.
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I’m a bit late to it but Joe Rogan’s interview with Dr. Peter A. McCullough is a must listen.
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HOW TO USE YOUR BITCOIN TO GENERATE MORE BITCOIN
If this headline caught your attention, I have a suggestion for you.
Leave your bitcoin tf alone in cold storage and figure out a way to increase your income.
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Bitcoin has not yet reached a new all-time high in inflation-adjusted dollars.
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The Incredible Story of the Unlikely Man Who Stole 50,000 BTC ($3B) From the Silk Road
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Seeing a lot of Canada bank run tweets on my feed.
Fear of a potential bank run can in itself cause a bank run.
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The US GOVERNMENT ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED the emails of everyone bidding on the bitcoin seized from Silk Road.
Spoiler alert: it led to a bidder losing 100 BTC.
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We’re at the “Bitcoin is dead” stage of the bear market.
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How does the SEC arrest this Coinbase manager for insider trading but Nancy Pelosi and her husband are still free doing pretty much the same thing.
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Gary Gensler: “In my opinion, Ethereum passed the Howey Test and that means that it would be considered a security.”
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Does PayPal have $1 of cash for every $1 of balance it’s customers think they have?
We could be about to find out.
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I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed.
The President a U.S. Federal Reserve bank just compared bitcoin to a stuffed toy (in 2024).
How can someone in charge of the most powerful financial institution in the world be so ignorant?
Unbelievable.
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If Elon had bought $44bn of BTC instead of buying Twitter he would now be up $22bn.
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“We are temporarily suspending the convertibility of CBDCs into
#Bitcoin
”
- Some government in the near future.
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I opened a 1 year old can of tuna yesterday to make dinner.
As I cooked dinner I thought about about today's inflation numbers and realised;
My 1 year old tuna can portfolio has probably outperformed US treasuries over the same time period.
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They claim that only criminals use bitcoin when a literal criminal is in charge of the European Central Bank.
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A few years ago, Michael Saylor asked what would happen if 10 billionaires bought $1 billion of bitcoin each.
With bitcoin spot ETFs inflows at $7.4 billion, we're about to find out.
ALL YOUR MODELS ARE DESTROYED.
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This is the hero who brought down FTX and saved crypto.
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Wrap your BTC on Solana, they said.
Much utility. So yield.
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Mr. Beast got robbed and they took his Bitcoin private keys (you WONT BELIEVE where he was keeping them)
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How insane is it that we accept that one group of people can debase our fiat currencies.
#Bitcoin
fixes this.
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Twitter has gone from being led by a Bitcoin Maximalist to a shitcoiner.
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Darkness cannot prevail in the light of truth.
Thanks to everyone who is helping cast a light on this.
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European Central Bank president says cash payments over €1,000 will land you in jail.
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Jim Cramer nails it again.
Bitcoin is up $11,500 in 21 days since he said it’s unlikely to find its footing and that it’s tough to own.
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Price of Bitcoin at Each Halving
1st Halving (28NOV12): $12
2nd Halving (9JUL16): $651
3rd Halving (11MAY20): $8,601
4th Halving (APR24):_____________
Fill in the blank.
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In inflation adjusted dollars, bitcoin is barely above the 2017 market peak
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The WEF released this ridiculous article six years ago to the day.
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People forget that Saylor has a 17,000 or 19,000 personal BTC stash that he acquired at $9,000 average price.
He'll be just fine.
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If you haven’t moved all your wealth into
#Bitcoin
before they bring in CBDCs you’re fucked.
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Live footage of you addressing your friends and family when bitcoin hits $1 million.
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Printers are, hands down, the most unreliable pieces of technology ever created.
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