And the Oscar for 'Best Comedy of the Year' goes to... Jake Paul for the Jake Vs Joshua "fight" on Netflix 👏👏 🏆🤕🤪👏👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dear @Ritzcrackers, your fudge covered Ritz are fucking 🔥🔥🔥! SO happy they're back!! PLEASE make them available at other times!! Or at least release them for other holidays too, so I don't have to wait for Christmas every year lol!! Seriously, they put the CRACK in CRACKers!!

New concept: a a Chinese coffeehouse and Internet cafe. I'll call it Bored Panda Espresso.

I really hate when people's answer to others' local issues is "Just move". As if it's just that easy, emotionally or financially. Very privileged response there, Bucko. Now, if anybody needs me, I'll be moving to another state, b/c I don't like the road construction in my own. 🙄

My 16 y/o had a nosebleed this morning & missed the school bus. So I just said screw it & let him stay home. I'm not mad. I'm a 2nd shifter & just too tired today to drive the 10 mile round trip to take him myself. He can do his work on his laptop. He'll be fine. #BadMomMoments😂

PSA:Just because someone has a different opinion than yours, that doesn't make them wrong or bad. Being an asshole is NOT necessary. You absolutely CAN disagree with someone & still be civil about it. That's called being an ADULT. Some of y'all REALLY need to learn that. GROW UP.

Got my oil changed yesterday. Cost *$73* at Valvoline, for a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD CAR. SEVENTY-THREE DOLLARS. And that was WITH a $15 off coupon!! JFC that's INSANE. Thank God it's only every 3 months. I remember when an oil change was only $20. Man I miss those days...

I can't be the only one who loses their wrapping paper and has to buy new every year. Every. Single. Year. There must be 5-10 rolls of wrapping paper, some brand new, floating around my house somewhere. Where?? How?? I cannot be alone in this... #ChristmasEveStruggles

flagged at all?? How is that right?? We're ALL moms, we're supposed to stick together. But other moms are the worst bullies there are. It's ridiculous. Fuck that noise. And fuck them, too. /2/End

Ugh WHY are online "parenting" groups the absolute worst?? You can't disagree with the majority AT ALL, or you get viciously harassed and bullied. And when you try to defend yourself, even if you do nothing but repeat the bullys' own words, you get banned. But they don't get /1

(Ladies, here's your #relationshipgoals right here!! 😂😂)

I farted when I got up out of bed this morning. My hubby was (facetiously) disgusted. I pretended to be offended. Told him that I did NOT fart, that what he heard was just my jet propulsion system kicking on, to help me stand up. He told me to GTFO. I think he hates me now.💨✈️😂

I'm going to go scream into the abyss now...

Me, to my 15 y/o son who muted his phone every time I walked by: "You afraid I'm gonna embarrass you in front of your gf?" Him: "The amount of out-of-pocket shit you say is unfathomable." He's not wrong. I'd never embarrass him on purpose. But he is NOT wrong! 😂😂😂😂 #ADHDLife

It's not just little ppl who can't make ends meet now. Everyday, I see more places file for bankruptcy. Big names that have been around 4ever. How can the powers that be NOT see there is a terrible problem here? They LIKE it this way. In their greed, they're going to destroy us..

Me at work listening to Tim McGraw on my speaker, and singing along: 🎶"I like it, I love it, I want some more of it!"🎵 Coworker about half my age: "Oh, this used to be my favorite song when I was little! I used to be obsessed with Billy Ray Cyrus!" 😶😶 Please send help. 💀💀

Intrusive thoughts tonight at work, while listening to my 90s country: REALLY wanted to ask my jerk manager, "Hey, remember that time you went down to Georgia, & challenged that kid to a fiddling contest? Yeah. Good times." No, I did not give in to my thoughts. But I wanted to!!

Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think a race should ever end under caution, not the way THIS one did. That was WEAK AF. Should've-WOULD'VE-been a MUCH more exciting ending. That SUCKED. @nascarcasm #NASCARisOverRegulated #TheySuckedTheFunOut #WEAK #DAYTONA500 #NASCARONFOX

Keith Lee tipped the owner of Sweetly Seasoned in Dallas $4,000 plus an additional $860 so all customers could eat free for the remainder of the day. The owner was supposed to keep $2,000 and split the rest. Do y’all know that psychotic lady kept all the money?

I'm a "Nazi"? Y'all. I'm MARRIED to a JEWISH GUY. Tf outta here with that stupid shit. Lmao JFC.😂😂😂😂🖕😘😂