Surveyor Brett
@BLuchanski
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#6oclocker🐚 & AMNasty EST - 2018 @TSN1260 Spelling Contest Champ - 25 year official & current Rec League @CCRHL Ref #78
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Joined February 2012
ICYMI: Edmonton hockey ref adds pink to his uniform to highlight women's cancer awareness A short feature about my wife’s cancer battles & my small gesture to wear pink in October Via: @ctvedmonton | @NahremanIssaCTV
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On this day in 1992, S.J. Sharkie was birthed from the inside of a friggin Zamboni. 34 years later, that absolute lunatic is still out of his gourd.
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We really need to re start the whole cutting off thieve’s hands when they get caught
“This Sunday at 6:13 a.m., our small independent cell phone shop in Edmonton was broken into and completely wiped out. The thief pulled the door out of its frame, got inside, and cleared the place in under 3 minutes. Every phone was taken. Twenty-seven years of work gone in
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Still use my @hotmail.com as my main 💁♂️
If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.
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If anyone is interested in becoming a Rec League official, send me a DM or let me know so I can message you. The league I work in is actively looking for more officials. Come, ref with me:
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Hands up if you want the NHL to look like this on your TV
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Is it possible you work with this man??
Guy at work farted in the office so bad that we all cleared out and when we had a meeting about how people need to go outside to fart from here on, absolutely nobody laughed or even smiled. It was a fart so bad it made the entire concept of farts unfunny for all of us
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You fuckin people with these fuckin kids with these fuckin ipads at these fuckin restaurants with no fuckin headphones ruining everyone else’s fuckin meals are going to fuckin hell
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I reply with “it actually goes both ways”
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Give me that much so I can let you know
Do you consider $750K as life-changing money? Be honest.
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This is what all cars that do not move for parking bans for snow clearing should look like. Under a Surveyor Brett Regime they will. Support my rise to power.
“This is what the City of Edmonton did to my vehicle.” - Submitted in the DMs.
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I need to re-home a dog. I hate to do it but at this point I have no other choice. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a shit ton. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you.
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