And with @X, I’m done. Never installed anything called “X”, never want to install anything called “X”, don’t want to play Musk’s game. Bai bai friends.

Goodbye, lovely girlcat. Maribu. 18 years, 10 months of being a girl’s best friend. Going to miss you, lovely unmade-bed ninja.#CatsOfTwitter

@elonmusk’s decision to censor Ergodan’s opponents in the leadup to the election WILL cost people’s lives. The only unknowns are who, and how many. I will NOT support a person who supports that. So, thank you, and good bye. 5/5 #TwitQuit #Ergodan #CensorMusk #TheEnd

be posted on this platform. Censorship, by any degree, is censorship. But acquiescence to a corrupt, dictatorial regime’s “request” to silence its critics and opposition is absolutely spineless - at its best - and conspiratorial, at it’s least. 4/5

is truly the thin edge of the wedge. I will not be associated with this man, nor his businesses, and I will not allow him to make another single cent from me. Ever. Not until he steps away, and removes himself from any form of influence over who and/or what can post or 3/5

Claiming that censorship - for political gain - is free speech is absolutely antithetical to the concept. But to defend it, and call those who call you on on it “idiots” because you cannot see past your multi-faceted business-based (read: monetary) decision, 2/5

Thanks, all, it’s been fun. But @elonmusk kowtowing to the Ergodan regime’s “request” to blacklist its opponents’ tweets - and being thick enough to call it “free speech” because it allows more of Ergodan’s followers’ tweets to be seen - is the end for me. 1/5

Do you think anyone would ever top this headline?

Good night, Barry. Thank you for Dame Edna, Sir Les, and your greatest comedic role ever - as yourself. Those who think he was “problematic”, please don’t forget he was performing - publicly - in drag way back when he could have been jailed for it. RIP Barry. Thank you.

Kids asked what we did for “food” before McDonalds… so I took em to the chippy. Apart from the order prob being more of a pain than a profit (2 potato cakes, 2 fried dimmies), I was *thrilled* to discover… The chippy still gives you an extra spud cake! Golden Aussie win.

Want better outcomes on the ground? Start by asking people what they actually need. https://t.co/CVNQfibnv7 #yes23 #referendum23

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To the speed camera operator currently parked on Sneydes Rd, Werribee - you left your lights on. @VictoriaPolice

I know hardly anyone smokes now, but please don’t chuck butts out the car window, especially today, especially in the country. Don’t park your car over longer grass today, please. Be aware of total fire bans & what they mean for *you*. Please be #FireReady. #CFA #FireVictoria

Here we go, Victoria. Today’s the day it could all go wrong. The sun’s coming up in 4 minutes, the wind is already blowing, and the temp is going to head to the mid-30s. Please be extra careful today during our extreme fire danger period. #CFA #FireVictoria #Careful

Yo, dudes. I’m not paying so you can send me a text for 2FA, and I don’t care enough about my “identity” to go to the bother of setting up an alternate message. So: hackers, have at me and my 12 followers. See if I care. ‘Cause I don’t. Up yours, @elonmusk

Michelle Yeoh - Best Actress. FINALLY. Such a brilliant talent, reviewed, recognised and respected in a brilliant film. To borrow a phrase: Yaasss, Queen. #Oscar #Oscar2023 #MichelleYeoh

Like sports? Like streaming sports? In Australia? Don’t pay Kayo $360 a year. Western Bulldogs’ *Digital Kayo* membership - $220 for 12 months, includes a year’s free Kayo sub. Save $140, same result - a year of Kayo. You’re welcome.

Apropos of nothing, Michelle Yeoh is the mum we all need, but very few deserve if @allatoncemovie is anything to go by.

@australian Hahahaha. Is Spud really going to campaign on minor tax reform that impacts less than one per cent of the richest people in Australia? Is he that stupid (answer not required). #SitdownBoofhead #MurdochRoyalCommission #MurdochMisinformation