Taking my twitter out of retirement to say what the actual heck @subway, all I wanted was a crisp Diet Coke, but NOPE, you betrayed me with the biggest switch up of this generation and idk if I can get over it! #DemandJustice #Traitor #Why

Apparently COVID can’t touch you if you drop five-grand on Super Bowl tickets. But tomorrow morning, school children - for whom COVID is nearly 100% survivable - will wear masks for eight hours. Science.

RIP to America’s dad, Bob Saget

“Tax the Rich”……But first I’m gonna go have the time of my life partying with them all at the most extravagant over the top party of the year that is essentially a celebration of richness.

Waiting for our boy Tim McGraw 🤠#msfgrandstand

2021 Covid logic

The COVID package costs every single American $5,750 and then gives some people $1,400. No, Biden isn’t a leprechaun. He’s just bribing you with your own money and footing your kids with the bill (and some inflation to top it off).

If you follow up Amen with Awoman you are Amoron.

For $27, you can buy AOC's bullshit t-shirt rather than spending it paying off loans you voluntarily took.

🤣🤣🤣 @chicagosmayor is a certified BOZO 🤣

What would our country look like under Biden (Kamala)... Take a look at California. Fifth largest economy in the world yet a ballooning homeless crisis, outrageous taxes and regulations and a government mandated holiday invite threshold. Sounds fuuuunnn

Yes, it's very bad that an organization celebrating girls celebrated a female being elevated to the Supreme Court. This partisanship must be stopped.

of course.

50 Cent voting for Trump bc with Biden's tax plan he'd be 32 Cent and that just doesn't have the same ring to it

You ever floss before a dentist appointment like you’re really going to fool the dentist into thinking you do it every day?

When you see your ex’s relationship status switch to “in a relationship” on Facebook