Something something twink wearing a latex catsuit

Living with @KingCosmicNick is so wild. I'll hear the world's loudest sneeze in the other room (he looked at a bright light) followed by a bark. Dogs smh 🙄

Hallelujah 3 weeks off :3

Jolly times with friends and loved ones! Art by @/lucas_14kvard on Instagram! From left to right: @fauxpasbites's husband, @fauxpasbites, @AstroFops, @KingCosmicNick, @pineyyote, @Chlaco_, @vikthetigor, and @DogOnTheGo!

Okay okay I guess I'll indulge in France's other cultural export, the first being drinking wine and smoking (pretentiously)

Spent 12+ hours today reviewing 44 foundational science lectures, 28 histology labs, and a smattering of other lectures + some flashcards. I think I'm going to pass away now

Having a significant other is peak. I'm stressed af studying so the husky is making me brownies :3

In 36ish hours I will be done with the semester. Idk if I am going to survive that long with the amount of info I am trying to remember and cram into my brain

I feel like an old man. Upgraded my 7 year old monitor (23.6") to a much larger (27") and better version. Yet, I had to set the windows icon size to 125% because the normal size was too small for my old man eyes

I hate winter driving. Full tank only gets me ~500 miles of range instead of ~600 miles in the summer 🥺

Just got a 100% on this exam btw. @KingCosmicNick is a great ass model

Does my dealer's den haul make me a whore

I WAS ON YOUR SACRUM FOR LIKE 15 SECONDS YOU DOLT

As always, I would be nonfunctional without my husband-to-be @KingCosmicNick. That man is the number one reason I stay sane. If you've read this all I hope you enjoyed the window into my anxious fox brain, now go buy a YCH from my fiancé, we have con debt to pay 5/5

I don't regret going to MFF, the highs were high, but god DAMN I wish life would give me a bit of a break. At least next year (if the schedule stays the same) my finals will be done on the Friday of MFF, so while I'll be late to the con, I will be free 4/5

Yet, I still enjoyed my time thanks to everyone I was around. All the new fluffs I met were super friendly and the con atmosphere was great. And there were a few special people who really made the entire trip worth it, y'all know who you are :3 ❤️ 3/5

The entire con I was sleep deprived and had terrible GI issues. This culminated in a Saturday night so miserable I was unable to do what I was looking forward to most: wearing my latex out and about (if you wanna see a shiny fops THAT account isn't hard to find...) 2/5

MFF Post Mortem: I kinda had a bad con because very little went right. Fops crashout thread time! 🧵 Going to MFF with a Sword of Damocles over my head (finals week) was never gonna be easy, but I thought I could mostly enjoy myself. That didn't exactly work out 1/5

97% in my foundational sciences course and a 70% in anatomy lmao

Post con depression + stress about my test = 💀