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35m πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ β€’ kinda artistic 🎨 β€’ kinda nsfw πŸ”ž β€’ married to the bag πŸ’° (and my wolf πŸ¦ŠπŸ’πŸΊ) β€’ pfp by @mira_bobcat β€’ banner by @RictheCusco

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Joined November 2010
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@fauxpasbites
Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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to all my deer moots;
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Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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furries be like β€˜i’m literally unemployed rn’ and still commissioning art like a 1700’s monarch
@Sprocketguys
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I think this is my favorite joke from this week's Smiling Friends
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@fauxpasbites
Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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Been bringing increasingly fancy lunches to work, even having chicken Pad Thai yesterday. Today my coworker sees me with a cup of noodles and says deadpan β€œcould only fly so high, eh Icarus?” 🀣
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@Captain12515543
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Decided to get a draw over to celebrate my first ever con x3 had the pleasure to get a picture with peeby!!! Really nice person. Thanks again for the art @fauxpasbites
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Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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Is it the goodbyes that haunt you? Or the fear of new hellos?
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@Falopaxy
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(C) for @fauxpasbites
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@fauxpasbites
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he just like me fr
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@K9Koji
✦ Koji πŸ”œMFF
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Echo VN AU if Leo fought in the GWOT before returning home to Utah (he still catastrophically fumbles the route ending)
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@fauxpasbites
Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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Here we witness a tense standoff on the tarmac. The tugs, small yet fearless, band together to push the great metal beast from their claimed territory. The aircraft, confused but compliant, is slowly herded away as the victorious tugs assert dominance over their asphalt kingdom.
@xAviation
Aviation
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A Tug drivers final pushback prior to his retirement as he is accompanied by his colleagues πŸ“Ή: _pilotwife_3
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@fauxpasbites
Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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running in the 90's 🎨 @SaberDriift
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@JimmyBelvins
Some Kind of Wolf
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so true
@fauxpasbites
Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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@pineyyote @JimmyBelvins eat yotes instead yum yum
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@ripmossgarden
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I’m a huge Alien fan btw. Art by @ rose.cold_ on insta
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@fauxpasbites
Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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It took two failed attempts, three mimosas and one cigar but the EcoChooch is updated to Sync3.4 and has CarPlay!
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Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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I decorated my oh shit handles while I’m waiting for the software update to finish πŸ₯°
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@fauxpasbites
Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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A wine glass filled with mimosa fits in the cup holders of a F-150. Do with that information as you will. (I’m updating Sync in the driveway not sipping and swerving)
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Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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the tl is healing
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Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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I love buying the same thing three times because I can never find the last bottle until after the new one shows up πŸ‘
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Faux Pas πŸ¦ŠπŸΎπŸ”œ MFF
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When your 90’s Honda only takes 3.7qts of oil you end up with…interesting bottles in the garage
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