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All the ridiculous and typical things from the ASS *anonymous student run account, not associated with Assumption University* DM Anonymous Submissions
Worcester MA
Joined May 2015
From last night's COVID policy town hall: video of a member of Assumption's COVID response team saying that he doesn't want to listen to student input and if they are unhappy they should transfer. #Assumption #AssumptionUniversity #Worcester
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I've worked in a full capacity ballpark in the middle of Worcester all summer long... meanwhile not even our parents can come to our games this fall until at least October... Make this make sense @GoAssumptionU @AssumptionPrez @AssumptionFB @TheNortheast10
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assumption secretly getting rid of dunkin’ is my villain origin story
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I still can't believe I used "magnanimous/magnanimously/magnanimity" 6 times in my Commencement speech and no one threw a tomato at me
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Remember last summer when Assumption did all that stuff about honoring George Floyd? Guess that allyship was all performative because the moral of today's commencement speech was that slavery was ok during its time. Racist, homophobic, and mysogynistic, that's #Assumption
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assumption under heat for disrespecting the LGBTQ community yet our commencement speaker is all over the news speaking against gay people. Make it make sense
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Congratulations to all graduating from Assumption today! Especially my @AssumptionUPsy and @AssumptionNeuro students! We will miss you. #AU2021 💙🤍🎓🗣
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I can’t believe that I graduate from college tomorrow morning...... lmao what
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Our friends at Assumption took home the inaugural W at Polar Park, topping SNHU 10-6 this afternoon. #GoHounds
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assumption you’ve gotta be kidding me you’re letting a man who calls trigger warnings “swaddling” speak at grad??? @AsscoHounds @AssumptionUMA
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Our commencement speaker also believes that microagressions and students reporting sexual assault makes universities the victims of progressivism. Who's excited to boo him during graduation tomorrow?
washingtonpost.com
Academia has long championed progressivism. Now it is the left’s victim.
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Not to be an asshole to my fellow Assumption seniors but today I was holding my diploma and it was just great. You guys are really missing out.
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@AssumptionUMA This is so embarrassing. I spent 4 years getting papers done and printed on time and you can’t print out a paper for graduation?! You are the worst!
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Tomorrow's commencement speaker is vocally homophobic, much like the Assumption administration:
slate.com
In a conservative movement seized by extremists, George Will is one of the sane ones. But his recent rejection of social science as having any role to...
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Assumption telling the class of 2021 a day before graduation that they won't be getting their dimplomas at the ceremony is peak Assumption
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Has anyone figured out a way to not get in a fight with your parents when they give you career advice
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