Got an eye infection 😵‍💫.Can’t see bugs 🐛, but guess what — they’re still deploying themselves 🚀.Even my code has a better immune system than me 🧬💻🔥.#DevLife #BugVision #SendHelpNotTickets.

SvelteKit feels like speedrunning the web. Next.js feels like attending a board meeting before every deploy. One is sleek, the other is stable. Choose your chaos. #webdev #sveltekit #nextjs #javascript #frontend

Just spent 3 hours debugging a minified project. Variable names like a, b, c….Found the bug in z. I need therapy. 😵‍💫. #DevLife #CodeHell #MinifiedMadness

👨‍💻 New to GitHub?.Use these Cheatcodes to level up fast 🎮.✅ Clean commits.✅ Branch like a boss.✅ Undo mistakes.✅ Secret GitHub shortcuts. 🧠 Save it. Share it. Become that dev. #GitHub #DevTips #CodeNewbie #100DaysOfCode #GitCheatSheet #DeveloperTools #BuildInPublic #XTech

Tailwind + Next.js is like:. “I built a full-stack app in 30 mins…”. But spent 3 hours tweaking padding. 😤. #NextJS #TailwindCSS #DevLife #frontend #webdev

Using Next.js + Tailwind is like dating a supermodel with trust issues — looks 🔥, but breaks down every time you add one more plugin. “Build fast” they said… now I’m debugging for life. #Nextjs #TailwindCSS #DevLife #FrontendHell

‘any’ in TypeScript is like that one friend who always says “Trust me bro” — and you always end up in production hell. 🔥. #TypeScript #CodeSmart #DevHumor #ProgrammingLife #CleanCode #typescriptmemes #100DaysOfCode #TechTwitter

JS: throws error.Also JS: “But it works on his machine…”.#JavaScript #DeveloperProblems #Debugging.

Lessons from the #CoinDCX hack every dev & exchange must tattoo on their CI/CD:. • No fat hot wallets.• WAF, EDR, MFA — stack it all.• Real-time anomaly alerts.• Bug bounty = ongoing, not PR.• Delay internal withdrawals. #Web3Security #CryptoDev #HotWallet #BugBounty.

🚨 BREAKING: India’s top crypto exchange #CoinDCX hacked — ~$44M drained from internal wallet!. ✅ No user funds affected.🛡️ Web3 trading paused.🔍 Investigation ongoing. The crypto jungle is wild. Stay sharp. #CryptoNews #Web3 #CoinDCXHack #BlockchainSecurity.

When Thor teaches Logic Gates ⚡.AND, OR, NAND, NOR – powered by Asgardian circuits 🧠💻.#TechHumor #ComputerScience #LogicGates #ThorMeme #NerdLife #EngineeringMemes

Code clarity > code cleverness. Readable code scales. Obscure hacks don’t. #CleanCode #DevTips #CodeWisdom #TechTwitter #100DaysOfCode #Programming.

Code is like humor — if you have to explain it, it’s bad. #Code #DevLife.

GPTs be like: ‘I finished your code while you were still deciding between light and dark mode.’ 💥 #DevLife #GPT #CodeSavage.

Next.js: Making you question your life choices, one hydration error at a time. #NextJS #React.

Ah, Monday. My code missed me so much it decided to throw 73 errors just to say hello. #MondayMood #DevLife #CodeStruggle.

Sundays are for self-care. Mine? Refactoring code no one’s gonna read. #CodeSwag #SundayMood.

Writing JavaScript at 3 AM hits different. You either find enlightenment or a missing semicolon. #CodeLife #JS #NightOwl.

Next.js: because who doesn’t love debugging both client and server at 3 AM?”.#NextJS #FullStackDrama.

“Real devs don’t console.log bugs, they vibe with them. #JavaScript #VibesOnly”.