Ashley Carson
@Ashley_N_Carson
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Nevertheless, she respawned. (She/her)
Macon, GA
Joined April 2009
I, for one, am excited for this to bring back Maya Rudolph to SNL.
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In order to have the right words to express my love and utter adoration for the team that brought us #Xmen97 I’m pretty sure I would need to hire the writing team FROM X-Men ‘97 to write my tweets for me. So, I’ll simply say thank you, & how soon is season 2???
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Good morning to @BeauDemayo and Charley Feldman, and to them only. #XMen97 #UnhingedRogue #BrightEyes
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Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵
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Y’all, I would lose my damn mind.
@lizzo Girl let us show you a real party. You will *certainly* be feeling good as hell.
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Somewhere in Philadelphia tonight is a cab driver who drove all the way back downtown to return my husband’s wallet to the front desk of his hotel after he’d accidentally left it there. To whomever you are, thank you. May the Universe repay your kindness.
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What the actual fuck?
Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. Margaret Atwood He thought he could stalk her straight.
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Bertrand Bell looking down at Bell’s Hells tree striding thru Exandria, petitioning everyone they know, including a member of VM, desperate as a team to bring Laudna back while they shipped his ass to Whitestone solo after he bit it. #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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I don’t know how to explain it but this is the energy I want in my dnd games
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My signature move is planning a bunch of dishes to make throughout the week, buying the food for the recipes, getting depressed and losing motivation throughout the week and ordering takeout instead.
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I’m just so very over having to “people” today. **sigh**
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I need to know if these vests come in women’s sizes, please and thank you.
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Also, you have no idea the JOY my nerdy little #Critter heart got from making this… #CriticalRole
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Ask @LauraBaileyVO, and ye shall receive. 🙌🙌🙌
I’m just saying, if Nott’s porcelain mask was made into a fabric mask that I could buy for realsies to help prevent the possible spread of Covid, that would really help me get through this @CriticalRole hiatus...
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Me watching that trailer for #TheLegendOfVoxMachina February 4th CANNOT arrive soon enough #CriticalRole #Critter
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Modern subliminal advertising is unethical and (Levar Burton for Jeopardy host) absolutely despicable.
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Hi! Hello. I watched EXU. I am 100% in love with this cast. Could some tell me where the line starts for the Church of @quiddie ?
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