Ashley Strongarm
@AshleyStrongarm
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singer songwriter ↓
Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2010
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Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head
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Please stop calling my shoes ‘a recession indicator’. I’ve had these
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I had a dream where I said “every day is 4pm” and everyone thought it was so profound that I made a mental note to tweet it
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I need you to watch the official music video for Seal’s Kiss from a Rose
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Working from a cafe, got talking to the owner and now they’re playing my music over the speakers. I love today :)
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Wtf was Elton John on about when he goes If I was a sculptor… heh. But then again, no.
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Dexter Morgan at 16 yo
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i know family spaghetti night had them looking crazy
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just took my first improv class and already panicked and said fish were the aliens of the sea
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Wendy Williams used to get on daytime television and say “clap if you have ever wanted to kill someone” and the audience would burst into applause.
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