Ashley S
@AshleyS121
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I don't know your life, but I'm trying to improve it.
Fayetteville, AR
Joined December 2010
"Why does DJ Khalid have the same style as my grandma?"-@juliabrook_ #theone
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That awkward moment when you try to text "restaurant" and you say "5". @Payton_Goins
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Watching The Pacifier. Vin Diesel has a gadget that tracks the kids...just wait til 2017, Snapchat will tell you that. 💁🏼#beontrend
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"Don't take candy from strangers."-mom 1990s "Ok, I'm just gonna take this full meal from a guy in a running car."-me 2017 #ubereats
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"Thank you."-Me "You're my pleasure."-@brookes1117 ...first day working at #ChickFilA 😂
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"I spent too much on this purse, but it's such a beautiful patchwork denim pattern. What more could you ask for?"-customer in 2017
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Once I bit @krampinmystyle's finger cuz I thought it was BBQ. #TexasProbs
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"We're paperless now! Saving trees!"-me "How does that save trees?"-man "Paper is made from trees"-me "I didn't know that!"-very serious man
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My dad had a conniption & made my mom change the light bulbs that are spiraled because "they remind [him] of Obama."
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"Who is the strongest?"-Mom at the nail salon...cuz she wants her callouses GONE. "We are all strong!"-confused nail lady #motherknowsbest
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I've eaten car wash soap and a spider today...and I'm not sure which one I'm less ok with. #help
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Oops....I recorded the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in Spanish. 🙈#losiento
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I forgot when Daylight Savings Time ends I have to use a flashlight both to and from work. 😅 #cabinfever #ladyofthenight
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when the weight of the world is coming down on u but ur tryna make the best of it
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"Not a Malibu. The Corona!"-customer "A Corolla."-me "NO A CORONA!!"-customer "I want a Corona too, but that's beer. You're here for a car."
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"The first time I used a wisp..."-@banleigh_j "....wait....a WHISK?!?..."-me #Millennials
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My parents have their lights on a timer and I just screamed when they turned on. #unwantedguest
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