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@AsangaFunction
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Proud Akwa Ibom Boy. work for Humanity Single and searching 🔍 Man utd till you know.
Joined September 2022
In Nigeria now, you need to have a wife to be able to get a girlfriend. Otherwise women won't take you seriously.
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Despite all the praises that I give to my lovely wife, I am still the one that tell you that women do not love men. And that's God's design. You can argue this all you want. But my honest prayer for you, is that may something bad not happen to your source of livelihood. That
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Every sane young person in Nigeria should see this:
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Mom: turn off the TV let it rest - the fridge since 2008;
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All sorts of madness takes place on the Nigerian social media space. Especially on tik tok. Young men telling young girls to strip naked for gifts. Young boys misbehaving & becoming unruly, all for clouts & money. Your kids & siblings are following them. Some bloggers,
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I took her in with her child, and ever since day one I met her...I've been footing the bills of her and her child. I never questioned or judged her for being a single mum, but I later found out she's been cheating on me with the father of this child, and when I confronted her
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If you are a billionaire in Nigeria and you take a walk on a Nigerian street with a Google Pixel 10 Pro or a Samsung S25 Ultra, and find a Nigerian girl attractive and approach her politely the chances that she will not give you her phone number are 99.5% because you are not with
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“I WANT A GOOD MAN” 💀👏 Many people say they want a “good man,” but the reality is that a truly grounded man is not always easy to deal with. A good man is not built around convenience or constant validation. He is shaped by discipline, self-respect and a clear sense of
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Hyena is just a normal dog that started doing drugs... Say NO to drugs.
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Once you master self-control and true detachment, nothing in this world can phase you. You stop reacting, stop chasing, and stop letting people pull you out of your peace. That’s when you become untouchable.
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Hardest pill I swallow this year was learning that no matter how good you could be to someone, no matter how much you love them, they can and they will turn they back on you and there’s absolutely nothing you can do but sûćk it up and keep moving forward.
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Until something happens to you, you may think you’re very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, and always in control. But life can surprise you and show you that things are not always as easy as they look from the outside. In the end,
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Sometimes I wonder why Nigerians act so classist online. I’m not saying there are no rich people here but we all act like we’re all rich. Is it the fake it till you make it mantra? Or the fear of “see finish”? Because the moment people think you’re either rich or poor, the
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Akwa Ibom is a rich state, but the people are poor not because resources are lacking, but because the wealth doesn’t translate into real opportunities for the citizens.
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