Aryan Azizian
@AryanAzizian
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Sorry I missed Bad Bunny… I’ve been preoccupied with our entire government being run by satanic pedophiles.
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I owe everything I have in my life to DEI… Dale Earnhardt Incorporated.
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I’m at that stage in my career where the envelope is thicker than the cash inside
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I heard Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil to play the guitar. This guy ever hear of guitar lessons??
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It’s always 10,000 steps, and 10,000 hours… Never 10,000 cigarettes.
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To all my haters… Jokes on you! Nobody hates me more than me!
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What the hell are they gonna put in the Colbert highlight reel on the last episode?
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New Comedy Milestone: I just made the FBI agent monitoring all my calls laugh.
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best kinda only works if you’re hot.
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They say meeting the right woman is a lot like winning the lottery… Guess I’ve been dating a lotta $2 scratchers..
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I hate reading so much I don’t even read texts from my friends anymore. If you need something send me a video of Hasbulla.
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If you for sure want me to not be there send me a Google invite
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Hooters might be the owl in the coal mine for the next financial collapse
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