Professor: “alright read pages 36-74 before next class” Me: “nice no homework”

Camera roll is about to be looking like this soon enough

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card

I literally just burned my neck with a curling iron.. no ones gonna believe this.. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Going to a Luke Combs concert together sounds like a hell of a date

Tonight I realized that I don’t need to call “Shotgun”, cause where I belong is in the back seat with your dog 😍🤷🏼‍♀️♥️

Bentley saw my car pull up and said, “Auntie Ariel is home!!” Literally melts my heart 😍♥️

Is it bad that I just realized Cruela DeVil spells devil? Only took me 20 years.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

teenagers and young adults are SO much nicer to serve in restaurants than middle aged/old people. Stack their plates when done and understand if it gets busy and there’s a wait on food or you’ve got too many tables etc luv u all xx

It’s funny how all of a sudden someone loves you, and the next minute they’re cheating on your family. #ThanksForMyLife #WillNeverAccept #IveAccomplishedSoMuchW/OYou

Watching the mask by @JimCarrey Forever my favorite. I love Jim so much 😘♥️

Junior year is the most awkward time in college. Some of ur friends can go to the bars, some can’t. Some have their futures lined up, other don’t. Some are planning to marry their significant other, some are single. Theres time and place for everyone, just be patient.

My phone just autocorrected a word to wine while typing. I think this is a sign your girl needs some 🤪#WineWednesday #NVMWorkCalls

1 year ago I tweeted about finding a boy who will make you Mac & cheese at 1:00am. This year, make sure to keep that same one who is making you Mac and cheese at 1:00am, but also promising to love and care for you forever.. ♥️ #BeyondGrateful #DontGiveUp

Daily reminder: If they wanna talk to you, they will. If they wanna be with you, they will. If they wanna make things work, they will. Don’t let things be one sided. It’s not healthy, and it’s not fair to you.

Who knew the value of a textbook could depreciate 97% in 4 months?

The person I fight with the most is myself.