PRAYING MANTISES ARE INSECT CENTAURS!.

I. ALWAYS. GET. THE. LAST. DAY. OF. PRESENTATION. SLOTS. AT. CONFERENCES. ALWAYS!.

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Tell me why 🎵. My code gives me a headache 🎵. Tell me where 🎵. My shell script has a mistake 🎵. Tell me why 🎵. I cannot run this slurm array 🎵. rm * my life today 🎵.

Visited my old “home” today. Measured some specimens. Talked to several amazing folks at happy hour. Paid respects to a Bachman’s Warbler. #FMNH

RT @evornithology: “Dad, I don’t like birds. I wanna be a marine biologist!”

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I hope I’m reincarnated as a bird. Not so much because I’ll be granted the gift of flight. But more so that I can shit on people without legal repercussions.

I see no difference between these two options. The bird is misidentified and I find that offensive.

All I want for Christmas is whole-genome sequence data for my warbler samples!.

The only vote that matters is right here.

RT @phil_lol_ogist: Sundays are for asking the hard hitting questions

A big thank-you to all the folks who came to my @AgriLife talk on warblers today!.

It’s so nice to be able to go outside and NOT feel like my flesh is cooking.

I never thought I’d be saying this, but after triple digit temperatures for the past two weeks, 90 degrees feels PLEASANTLY COOL.

When a bird hits the mistnet and doesn’t bounce out immediately

RT @sciencewithtyus: If we mandated a scientific comprehension test for all politicians in the US, I guarantee you majority of them would n….

If I ever teach a vertebrate ecology course, I’m including this screenshot in the very first lecture of the semester

RT @doctorveera: A mind-blowing paper has come out today in @Nature . In 2016, JC Venter Institute scientists trimmed a bacterial genome t….

Giving my first-ever genomics talk tomorrow at 11:30! Come see it if you like lightly-patterned warblers, phylogenies, and Manhattan plots! #Evol2023

RT @AlcidFlashbacks: There is little to no difference between Ruby-crowned #Kinglets and Green #Olives.