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Arsenal, Orlando City, Orlando Magic, FL Gators, StL Cardinals, TB Bucs, theme parks, and vinyl records.

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@TJ_Cooney
TJ Cooney πŸš€
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Artemis II launch from the tower in slow motion
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@AOC
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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That’s nice. Still doesn’t get her out of testifying to Congress about Epstein. We must also investigate the continued breaking of the law around the DOJ STILL hiding Epstein files from the public. This isn’t over.
@NBCNews
NBC News
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BREAKING: President Trump has fired Attorney General Pam Bondi, a senior administration official and a source familiar with the matter tell NBC News. https://t.co/yFqWTQypCf
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@SouthPark
South Park
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You’ve got some shit on your nose, Pam.
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@covie_93
Covie
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Marco Rubio: 'The people who run Iran are religious fanatics' Meanwhile in the US:
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Paula White compares Trump to Jesus during event with faith leaders: "You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It's a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us. Because of His resurrection, you rose up."
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@acnewsitics
Alex Cole
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Today’s Artemis II launch is brought to you by the Biden Administration. You know Donald Trump wasn't going to send a woman and a Black man into space.
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@grantstern
Grant Stern 
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis made a gas tax holiday the month before his re-election vote. Now, he's keeping busy, spending money to rename airports.
@GasBuddyGuy
Patrick De Haan
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why is FL suddenly one of the most expensive states for gasoline? it’s one of the largest gasoline consumers in the country, and has ZERO refining capacity. every gallon has to be shipped in- and right now, Florida is having to outbid other markets to get it. could get worse.
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@buitengebieden
Buitengebieden
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Crows stealing Rapunzel’s hair..
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@JonAguiar
Jon Aguiar
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I'm glad we can say retard again Because half of you elected a retard as president
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@JeremiahDJohns
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐
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"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch
@factpostnews
FactPost
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Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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@AdamKinzinger
Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
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Either his diaper was full or he was embarassed
@thedailybeast
The Daily Beast
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After less than 90 minutes of watching several of his own handpicked justices tear his arguments apart, the president abruptly left.
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@MikeNellis
Mike Nellis
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JD Vance using a photo of a Methodist church on the cover of his book about CATHOLICISM is some real Veep-level shit.
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@GfedGoCrazy
GFed
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April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic
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@the_transit_guy
Hayden
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But a single rainbow sidewalk in Orlando leading to the Pulse nightclub had to be taken down because it was β€œtoo political.”
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
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Palm Beach International Airport set to be renamed β€œDonald J. Trump International Airport” after DeSantis signed off on the change Monday.
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@GovPressOffice
Governor Newsom Press Office
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What would Jesus say about bombing a school?
@JDVance
JD Vance
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I’ve been writing this book for a long time, and I’m honored to finally be able to share the full story with you all. Communion is about my personal journey and how I found my way back to faith. It will be available in June, but you can pre-order today: https://t.co/UANx672Q1S
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@TVietor08
Tommy Vietor
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Truly shocking for the Secretary of Defense to trade fucking stocks and (attempt to) profit off of a war he helped start. Firing this drunk idiot is the bare minimum. @PeteHegseth should be prosecuted.
@FT
Financial Times
@FT
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Pete Hegseth’s broker looked to buy defence fund before Iran attack
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@GovPressOffice
Governor Newsom Press Office
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Profit Pete Hegseth tried to get rich off of American soldiers dying! SICK!
@AFpost
AF Post
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A broker for War Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly tried to make a major investment in leading defense firms in the weeks before the US-Israeli attack on Iran. Hegseth’s broker at Morgan Stanley contacted BlackRock in February about making a multimillion-dollar investment in
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@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Olaf just fucking died…
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@acnewsitics
Alex Cole
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Bwahahahhaa. Sending your kids to war while he rides Space Mountain. Republicans are garbage.
@TMZ
TMZ
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πŸš€πŸ™ƒ Lindsey Graham rides Space Mountain and spends the weekend at Disney World amid the shutdown. https://t.co/jGdOM38IRX
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@_sn_n
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@Fla_Pol
Florida Politics
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.@SenRickScott says Florida 'very unaffordable' in speech to national conservative group Reporting by @AGGancarski #FlaPol https://t.co/rj3umX9802
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