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Super Smash Bros. commentator/writer/bad-opinion-haver he/him
Massachusetts, USA
Joined January 2019
(yes i know that is not how it is actually pronounced).
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pronouncing the tag "sssr" to the tune of beethoven's fifth.
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so just in case you weren't aware of just how over it is
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Who would win in a crew battle: one of every LumiRank player or one billion penguins?.
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Did the trend!. I really did not realize how big a fan of Grass types I am until this very moment, there's ten of 'em on this board
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I woke up in the middle of the night cause of my asthma and checked the Umebura bracket on a whim. You're not able to tweet in a dream, right? Sending this tweet to make sure I'm not dreaming looking at that Robin placement or the ending of Acola vs. Hurt.
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Relevant joke from @GianmarcoSoresi
@Zachyourbloom Mf's morphed the true definition of pedophilia too, doesn't mean PRE-PUBESCENT attraction anymore lmao.
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The 122nd seed? That's one small step for man, one giant leap for the Meta Knight playerbase.
ウメブラSP12 / UmeburaSP12 preliminary seeding. The 2nd P-tier of the month, this tournament features a ton of top Japanese talent like Miya, acola, Hurt, Raru, Shuton, TamaPDaifuku, Asimo, and zackray! (Ikan is also here I love u Ikan!) Be sure to check it out!
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Inching forward a little in the traffic line just to feel something.
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Ult commentators deal with plenty of shit but I would never want to cast Melee instead. If you're too successful they'll say there's a secret cabal giving you top 8 blocks and you're the reason the game is dying.
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You got contacted!?! LMAO. (I didn't apply I just want to be part of this too).
Now that supernova is over, i wana bring this tweet back because if im honest? im tired of the disrespect lol. again no names need to be mentioned but this is now the second time ina row Supernova has contacted me less than 2 weeks before the event to discuss being hired. 🧵?.
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RT @EazyFreezie: The hate/bullying problem goes beyond what happened yesterday. It's a cultural issue that needs to be addressed and change….
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RT @grinchmachine: Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.
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nvm scene doesn't deserve it.
article soon btw idk when it'll be done.
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The Steve players are just too nice and I respect it but sometimes I wish they weren't. We've got LumiRanked players calling Onin "low-mid level" on twitter while in the same room as them and just once I want to see them tell them to say it to their fucking face.
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There are a lot of issues with Steve in Ult but my least fav thing about the character is how unbearable it is to watch games that go to last stock when the Steve player is up by a lot percentwise. Cause win or lose that Steve player WILL make it last like three extra minutes.
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Shuddering at the thought that folks who started with ult might not know who this is.
Smash 4 Legend Falln (who hails from the same city and alma mater as me, San Diego/UCSD!!) gets top 8 at all 4 of his events, and WINS BOTH SMASH 4 EVENTS 🥳🎉🎉 Congrats!. Smash 4 Singles - 1st/258.Smash 4 Doubles (with AC) - 1st/35.Brawl Singles - 7th/192.Brawl Doubles (with
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