this how the gangster cats from tom & jerry looked like.

Adopt every strategy to survive, failure is hard to explain. ~ Dr. Mustapha Histo.

these first two frames really turned into a generational meme, can’t even lie.

i love my babe

Allowing her gaslight and manipulate me cause I’m yet to find another that can do it better >

why are you still talking after i’ve said “that’s crazy” 3 times

Thought the first story I wrote would make me the next Chimamanda.

Reading a lot is great; it broadens your mind. But people read for different reasons. Some read to be entertained. Some just to feel something. As a writer, you must not only read to feel something or be entertained. You need to read circumspectly, like you're writing.

What’s that food combination you love that others find strange

Are you sure this is where you left your phone??? Me:

Sometimes i just laugh when people laugh and idek what’s going on 😭.

How do I explain that my birthday was on my mind and I was waiting for 12am ..but my baby cried and I forgot about it, not until someone wishes popes my notify me oh chimm😩😩😩

Karma don stop work, badd people just dey fresh.

you might think you have plenty of clothes until you go out three days in a row

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience.

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrased

You use am block bullet?

We live in poems we don’t realize we’re writing

Fair enough.

U follow me,i follow you back. Before you know it all of us don turn big accounts 😊🤝