Angelo Zito
@Angzito95
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Don't ask for a lighter load, ask for broader shoulders.
Joined January 2013
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White folks hitting the dab is arguably one of the worst things to see
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Wishing I was at Hogwarts because their final exams are always cancelled
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When you're already in the Christmas spirit but you remember you've got finals coming up
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"Sorry, I have an 8am class in the morning" is the college equivalent of "my mom said no"
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America can count the votes in a day but my teacher can't grade a scantron in a week smh
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Don't you just hate it when your 15 minute study break accidentally lasts a whole semester
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College's First Law of Motion: A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a big enough panic.
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Ever since college, that spongebob episode where he has to write an essay and ends up burning his house down to escape it is too relatable
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*taking exam* Me: Hey Brain! Remember studying this stuff?? Brain: Yeah we totally studied that! Me: Awesome! So what's the answer? Brain:
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Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's college.
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