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This tree isn't the only thing getting lit

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Never forget who was there for you when you told a really long story and lost the plot

Never stop doing who you love

Level impossible

If you don’t have rizz, at least bring me an orchie when you’re trying to chat me up.

Oh yeah? Name 3 ciders.

ocupado:)

Who took this picture of our Cider House staff, hm?

You call it a 6 pack, I call it a flow state

Sounds fun *as a lie*

Hard cider in hand and fully tuning you out for my homemade ambience.

Better luck next year, buddy

Me after being the funniest person at the Thanksgiving table:

Two orchies in and I’m about to ask my weirdest aunt for some family lore.

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When the family asks, "What side are you bringing for Thanksgiving?" @AngryOrchard

The family resemblance is uncanny fr.

Bad week to be: 1)Turkey 2)Cider 3)Anyone who needs anything from me